"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned."
- Unknown

"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned."- Unknown

It's Your Baby, Charlie Brown #NewPeanutsSpecials

For a Few Dollars More, I'll Throw in This GPS System #failedwesterns

Oct is Depression Awareness Month. Don't forget re the screening opportunities on Oct 6. http://t.co/lGs8vPho It's nothing to be ashamed of.

#ineedtostop looking for a billionaire and start lower, looking for a millionaire.

PowerPoint should be banned, in addition to endless meetings. I'll create a PP slideshow explaining the pros and cons.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" #BestFilmQuotes

The only good thing to come out of this Anthony verdict is that Nancy Grace's head will explode... that I would enjoy.

My new boss just told me I am an enigma. Do I have to find a mystery and a riddle to hang out with now?

I plan on watching "A Labor Day Carol" and go laboring from house to house. Then the traditional whining about having to go back to work.

Horton Hears a Stock Tip #KidsBusinessBooks

I suddenly think how great things would be if Mr. Rogers ran the universe. We'd all have to wear sweaters but still...

July: 7 yrs in my home. I celebrate by unpacking one of the boxes I moved with. I may be slow but I consider it an ongoing surprise party.

I live in NY but work in CT. I owe CT $4 in taxes. Can I just buy the state a coffee from Starbucks?

OK, settled in at the park with a book and coffee. Time to do nothing, and by "nothing" I mean, pretend to read book whilst watching others.

Now that their GPS was working properly, Bob and June could travel to the east of Eden. #WhatIThinkAreLastLinesInBooksIHaveNotRead

The fact that #reasonstobeatyourgirlfriend is a TT is sick.

Can't Tweet This #SocialMediaLyrics

OK, I did the "outdoorsy" thing with my friend. Went and sat in the park. Soaked in nature. Listened to birds. Enough. I want my A/C now.