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"twitter for nokia" the worst attempt ever to make my crappy phone seem like a smart phone. #nicetrynokia
One of my followers is a sheep and another one a raccoon. Do I win twitter?
Font size changed to 14 and added lots of pictures, I now have 1 1/2 pages and I need 2. It's okay if I change the font size to 22, right?
Drunk me says hi!
"What the hell do I do now?!" is not something you want to hear from the lady who's doing your eyebrows
I write not-as-funny-as-i-think-tweets about you know, stuff.