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Hollering, "You're making the uppity moms stare at you!" is an effective way to get uppity moms to stop staring at your kid's meltdown.
PRO TIP: Bail out of any conversation tomorrow by shouting, "OH SHIT! MY TAXES!" and running away.
One said to me, "Why do you always have to make it about race?" I wish I could have that much privilege to make a statement like that.
My son on impressing girls: "You have to be cultured, handsome, and nice. And share your emotions. And make it rain cash."
it feels so good to be home.
I forgot my bus pass so I borrowed $2 from my son. He wants $10 back. I didn't know schools taught kids payday loan math.
Stand-up comic and showcase producer. Chamorro gone city. From Saipan, now living in Seattle.
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