Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Hollering, "You're making the uppity moms stare at you!" is an effective way to get uppity moms to stop staring at your kid's meltdown.
PRO TIP: Bail out of any conversation tomorrow by shouting, "OH SHIT! MY TAXES!" and running away.
One said to me, "Why do you always have to make it about race?" I wish I could have that much privilege to make a statement like that.
My son on impressing girls: "You have to be cultured, handsome, and nice. And share your emotions. And make it rain cash."
it feels so good to be home.
I'm in Target, I scoff at a $30 shirt but then I fill my cart with $150 worth of nonsense.
Stand-up comic and showcase producer. World's only female Chamorro comedian/nice lady/okay mom/mermaid
Like @kirida’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.Gift them Pro!