Only took me 20 minutes to put my contacts in today. Too bad these aren't quite my prescription.

Weird, this mall bathroom doesn't have any urinals. OH SHIT.

As I listen to all my old music, I should tweet what each song means to me. Go go gadget emo.

watching 'how it's made' -- organs are complicated. sheesh.

Google Buzz? More like Google Zzzz #amirite?

You have to risk it to get the biscuit.

The only good thing about being sick is the opportunity to read.

@bmf Book idea: Cocoa for Smart Asses.

Today is a great day to read the op-ed section of the New York Times.

Have I mentioned how good it is to hear President Clinton speaking in support of President Obama?

Inexplicably, Outlook has resized all of my email to size 30 pt. Thanks?

Code softly and carry a big debugger.

The last part of Jon Stewart's long interview with Betsy McCaughey is hilarious. Apparently she resigned the next day. http://bit.ly/49ZCBJ

I can't figure out why I can love Jon Stewart so much, but I cannot stand Bill Mahr.

Using @fakeapp to populate test data on-the-fly in multiple environments of the same web app makes me feel like a magician.

@caseyliss there’s a white 335i on my road. I don’t enjoy white cars, but I must admit the 335i looks good in white!

Conversation with my brother-in-law, @ohheymickey. http://t.co/d892RNTa

It took the entire summer, but we finally finished watching all of Farscape. And we’re still married!

I asked my wife to send me a reminder email along the lines of "Hey, jackass, remember to…" and she took me very literally. #love

Coffee with my wife this morning was a good way to start the day.