#ManRules Never BITE into a banana, break then eat, break then eat... @adri_mane

!!!!!!! RT @prachirai Sarcasm was created to confuse the stupid!!

I want a friend who's equally as superficial as me.

Think I'm sticking with #tweetlogix. It's kinda sexy

Photo: ✌💋 @pornhub  http://tmblr.co/ZWZ51xeAiOoJ 

Well the "H" isn't silent so RT @djdougfunny: My girl keeps pronouncing the "H" in herbal... This changes everything

#IfWeAreInARelationship let them otha hoes know I get off at 8 so the txtn stops at 7:59...

If you have to think "should I tweet that?" don't tweet it #IFBcon

LOL me too "@_misse_: I tend to read people's tweets in their voice in my head. Assuming I've ever heard their voice."

#NowFollowing --> @seleena_k @cdjanie @sheer_exposures @littleangelbdsm @crazygirlmex @donatellacd @missystark @sandraeileen @nflux1 <-- #FF

#Virgo, the most intelligent zodiac of them all.

THURSDAY'S Sex Position!

we tried this on the table but never the kitchen counter.....our kitchen counter is... http://fb.me/Uukf3xgd

The Deleted the other page so I brought all the pix HERE!
enjoy them, my little bi-sexual bunnies :) http://fb.me/zhMgyQZ2

If youre gonna give a hand job please make sure your hands aren't dry!lotion,conditioner(shower sex)even baby powder will work #kissyface101

LOL xoxo RT @mzmaryjane420 @kissyface454 <------ My #TwitterBitch ;-) lol

She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkeys
and emissions like those of a horse
Ezekiel 23:20... http://fb.me/xqu3lOes

Its not rape if you yell "SURPRISE"! lol Good Morning hookers

CHALLENGE CONSIDERED!! RT @djdougfunny #OOMF needs to come suck the stupidity out of me. Not even that much but still

send me ur music I'll listen, if it sux I wont respond just so I dont hurt ur feelings cause I'm a nice girl:)

#ThisTweetIsDedicatedTo all the niggas who's ever heard "BREED ME" while fuckin LOL u got that #DopeDick