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If there's one thing I love about the holiday season it's everyone passing around my baby photos that look like Jim Gaffigan glamour shots.
There needs to be a thing like an ice cream truck but for Gatorade and French fries for hungover people on Sunday mornings.
I'm freaking out about my living situation and I kind of want to just lie on the floor and cry right now??? I hate everything.
GOB Bluth just emailed me.
I've seen a lot of weird shit today. Like I just drove past a really buff shirtless dude crying in front of a boba tea shop.
Maid in Manhattan in the "Because you watched Teen Wolf" category. Haha, Netflix, you're real cute.
"Laura, why do you have a thing of Trader Joe's chocolate popcorn next to your bed -" YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH YOU DON'T KNOW ME
High Fidelity kicks the shit out of fucking 500 Days of Summer, sorry to say.
Woman with two children in line for Epcot tram: oh DAMN I'm missing The Walking Dead! I knew we were supposed to leave early for something!
Jurassic Park is a perfect, perfect movie.
I just had a five year old Hermione at the door so I just dumped half the bowl of candy in her bucket. I'm allowed to play favorites.
DAMIEN RICE WOULD YOU JUST FUCKING RECORD SOMETHING AGAIN IT HAS BEEN SIX YEARS YOU ARE KILLING ME sob
I'm ridiculously excited about the fact that I can once again obsessively check TheOneRing.Net for new movie news.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.