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Every day, Twitter users should say a little thank you to the nameless ancient scribe who came up with the ampersand.
Went bathing suit shopping this evening because I had a surplus of self-esteem and needed to tamp that shit down.
You know, we'd all be much happier if we believed that soft rolls of belly fat were sexy.
Yes, last March was warm & this year is cold. But last year we also had a cold snap that killed the early blossoms & ruined fruit crops. So.
Do you love chardonnay? Can you get to Beamsville? Come visit @goodearthtweets & I will pour you a taste of nectar: our 2010 Chardonnay.
In charge of hors d'oeuvres for dinner party with 17 guests. Making four different kinds -- is that enough?
Sooo looking forward to the @20valleywine Winter Wine Fest in Jordan next weekend! GTA tweeps, you should come! http://t.co/c7p8FZry
I was looking at the newly sunny space of my garden, wondering what to plant. Obviously more roses!! pic.twitter.com/9cYORk3uAv
Yes, I MAY have told a customer I'd eat a coworker if she was cooked en confit, that MAY have happened. Got a little Greenaway here today.
Dear Twitter: let's not to refer to Valentines Day as "V Day". "Happy V Day" sounds like you're wishing my vagina well.
So, what is so special about this Fifty Shades of Grey book? Did they stop publishing erotica after Story of O or something?
Vote for my beloved @goodearthtweets 2010 Late Harvest Cab Franc label in this label design contest, we're number 4! http://t.co/UHLW9Gvf
I'd like to find the film development team that decided The Three Stooges was a good idea and bitchslap them for 7 to 8 days straight.
Wonder Bread is making bread without preservatives. Hostess is bankrupt. Now I have no idea what we're going to eat after the apocalypse.
I wish this pie graph I'm working on was made of, or at least about, actual pie.
On the eve of Canada's 144th birthday, let us celebrate Canadian Louise Poirier, who invented the Wonderbra in 1964.
@gordonshumway The Girl Who Failed The Activia Challenge was a turgid potboiler.
Ain't nothing wrong with being called darlin'.
