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By now the people in this house should know not to lurk around the bathroom door while I'm in here. Stage fright makes me take longer...
Just in case anyone was wondering cheez it's are way fucking better than cheese nips. It's like. Not even a competition.
I just thought you should know that your shitty attitude is bigger than your dick! Douchebag!!!
Wait. It's February???
Did you know it only takes about 20 seconds to pee when you don't take your phone in the bathroom? Yah. Me either.
Is it an apocalyptic sign when you have 2 good hair days in a row?
So here's a thing. How is it possible a woman can give a blow job but gags while holding a pen in her teeth? Asking for a friend. Obviously.
Article regarding my former gymnast Devan and her death. I am angry that they mentioned her assault charge. http://www.thecourierexpress.com/courierexpress/courierexpresslocal/990402-349/missing-brookville-woman-found-dead-in-clarion.html …
I hope I don't forget the date when I get up and have to be asking like I normally do...
I ran in the New Year with my boyfriend, on the couch, watching Roseanne and drinking Dr Pepper. Best. Night. Ever.
My first New Years in 7 years not spent cowering from a drunk (ex) husband and enjoying my night. Peaceful and calm. I loved it.
Over the top obsessed with Fifty Shades of Grey, I'm a Pepper and I am fluent in profanity and sarcasm. Bitches.