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Letting you know my windmill high kicks were a hit at this Christmas party, even though I got dizzy
Um sorry you don't like my paper penis snowflakes
Like, I never quit Kung fu fighting, I live it, it's what I know
Imagine being a well adjusted and content adult that's able to sleep at night
Ugh someone take away my Twitter I tweeted about coolio
It's like Yall forgot what a mess coolio was before you got excited
Is the best Christmas movie "gremlins" be honest
I want to hear about how much you love chipotle all day, every day
2014 fetal position and not crying championship
I love being free and riding my horse anywhere I please
I love my children unequally and in direct correlation to the power they demonstrate while plowing my lands.bage.