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Is there anything you guys can't crochet I mean wow
And just like that, a flip of the switch
Decorates your trap house with tinsel
A fun thing about having back to back babies is
*curls up to you while you're driving*
*whispers in your ear*
"Your seat warmers make me feel like I have to pee how do I turn them off?!"
...starting to think these porn stars aren't really Amish
Battle of my soul: blonde teen Mormons vs Jehovah witnesses that are afraid of my fake British accent
Realized my self esteem is directly related to the number of brown sweaters I own
I would be an excellent survivalist because I can pee on command any time, I'm your gal. Me. I pee a lot.
Babe, babe no. Naked and afraid is coming on and it's double the nuts and butts
Those last three ladies I retweeted are from Memphis and grizzlies fans and crack me up a lot