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Going through a break up? There's a predatory man waiting for you!
Hey just think, if you watch that Salem witch show tonight on wgn like I am then it's like we're on a date
I have windmilled plastic eggs all over my yard over and over today and I think my neighbors are sick of my shit
Many of you are blazin and praisin today
My little ones call m&ms "vitamins" and they keep telling people the Easter bunny brought them vitamins, so basically *puts on sunglasses*
Love when my plot thickens
Food - check
Plastic eggs filled with candy - check
My butt hanging out - check
I'm the "bring a green bean casserole I guess" friend
"If you grow up wearing one pieces then you are destined to have threesomes" - just a lil Easter chat