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A glass of wine away from being *the* best kept secret
Wearing my hair natural so everyone is reminded of that awkward stage they had from 5th - 9th grade
You guys that send out automated dms seem like a ton of fun *facepalm*
Ugh, just trying to live my Katy Perry life, let me be
I don't know what I would do without my Memphis timeline on game days
Although I used your sink to shave my whole body, I felt really great at dinner that night
I ate pizza last night and French fries today because I legitimately dislike myself in a bathing suit
@sam_reginald @robdelaney hey, is it like looking in a mirror? https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/425295291508486144 …
HELLO COLLEGE BOYS HEADING TO THE BEACH FOR SPRING BREAK MY NAME IS SELENA GOMEZ
It is legal in 23 states to physically harass someone for eating Burger King
It's a good thing Birmingham traffic turns me the fuck on because I'm knee deep in it
He's handsome, smart, and funny but orders three egg mcmuffins for breakfast. Another time soulmate sir, another time.