Oh good the opportunity I always wanted! Dane Cook is coming to town so now I can work towards punching him in the face.

@matt_lrr Yeah judging by…you know the world these days, feminism 101 is still very much needed.

You guys don’t throw up after meetings? Amateurs.

Ever curious about what it was like to drive before the invention of the turn signal? Visit beautiful Victoria, BC!

Dear Coors Light "New Wide Mouth Bottles", the problem with your beer isn't that we can't get enough in our mouths at once. Trust me.

“Hundreds of extra people who don’t know how to safely bike commute” week.

29 Helens agree promptness is important.

Can't believe this is an issue I have. Hey guys I can't sleep because the koala is being an asshole!

@stillgray Because bitches love hooves.

There’s a show where four brides judge each other’s weddings? You want me to go to hell, don’t you universe? DON’T YOU?!

@_michael_clark Pass, I prefer to look at families from a distance, like at the zoo…in a nice way.

Worst case scenario is that no one notices the difference between that and my regular twitter.

@hotdogsladies Read this story about The Piano Guys WD-40ing their whole studio due to writers block, thought of you.  http://shar.es/d1tqF 

Friday Night  http://twitpic.com/cdk2sj 

Feeling exhausted by a music festival before the tickets are even on sale is a new personal achievement in being sad and old.

You guys, Black Panther on Netflix CA is REALLY good.

Mr. Service Guy from @opensrs is starting to settle in well in the office. Making friends already! http://t.co/dWYulPRH

@matt_lrr You never run from bears, you group them together until there are so many that they get trapped and combine to become a church.

It really bugs me when people personify babies and children.

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