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@fart I smashed a diaper apart with a broom when I was 8. It was full of mashed potato(?) and turds.
@meganamram It fits perfectly, and the first four rows of guests are immediately destroyed. High score!
@robdelaney Hi here's the art for the UK tour poster, as requested. Best, HOT GOD. http://t.co/0MNuluB0
@jam_sponge I'll bet Hideo Kojima's dick is about 5 hours long with little in the way of interactivity
@profbriancox Personally, I use my inverse nanobarn to store my inverse nanolivestock.
#AskRodStewart Now that Ray Harryhausen is dead, who will keep animating your skeleton?
Dean Martin standing on the dining table, bellowing "Let it snow!" over and over. Everyone crying. Dean crying. Please God, let it snow.
@e_e_ This bad boy's too big for my optical media player. pic.twitter.com/UWL8maKU
#10FavoriteRappers Tuppence, Fat Karen, Big & Yet Small, DJ Wool, Colgate Crew, MC Roast Chicken, Rappity Man, $KR¤TUM, Lovely Kiss, Hot Pam
Just had an After Eight chocolate mint but it's only 7:51pm. I don't give a shit.
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