@robdelaney To be honest it's more spider than vagina at this point

RIP Margaret Thatcher, Teri Hatcher & Cher, stung by wasps

@fart I smashed a diaper apart with a broom when I was 8. It was full of mashed potato(?) and turds.

@meganamram It fits perfectly, and the first four rows of guests are immediately destroyed. High score!

@robdelaney Hi here's the art for the UK tour poster, as requested. Best, HOT GOD. http://t.co/0MNuluB0

@jam_sponge I'll bet Hideo Kojima's dick is about 5 hours long with little in the way of interactivity

@profbriancox Personally, I use my inverse nanobarn to store my inverse nanolivestock.

@charltonbrooker You're joking. The start? Oh my god.

Brink, Krisk, Drim, Snag, Pentar, Molom, Rhagfyr #MittRomneysSons

RT to win some chicken

thx 2 nell armstron 4 sacrafising him slef 2 save earth frm the space wasps

@e_e_ Jaws abhors pause

#AskRodStewart Now that Ray Harryhausen is dead, who will keep animating your skeleton?

The situation in the Vatican seems popeless

Dean Martin standing on the dining table, bellowing "Let it snow!" over and over. Everyone crying. Dean crying. Please God, let it snow.

ʞɹǝɾ ɐ sı ʎǝuɯoɹ ʇʇıɯ

@e_e_ This bad boy's too big for my optical media player. pic.twitter.com/UWL8maKU

#10FavoriteRappers Tuppence, Fat Karen, Big & Yet Small, DJ Wool, Colgate Crew, MC Roast Chicken, Rappity Man, $KR¤TUM, Lovely Kiss, Hot Pam

Just had an After Eight chocolate mint but it's only 7:51pm. I don't give a shit.

This crepe is fucked. http://twitpic.com/3f22lg