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when i cant decide whether to throw up into the trash can or the toilet i throw up in the trash cadn & pour about half of it into the toilet
yeah im supposed to be "offended" by spit on my grave. youre basically feeding my skeleon nutrients. also spitting in graveyards is illegal.
It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve!
i have modded gta 5 to make the dicks ugly. and i plan to make them even uglier in ugly dick mod v1.1
"god damnit!" the coach rips his headset off "they covered our football in nerd cum! those bastards have covered our football in nerd cum!"
All homophobes are secretly gay. And it works the same with racism. All racists are secretly gay too.
just tape the car horn down and cars will naturally move away from you. you can drive anywhere. it is called, "The Instinct of the Beast"
Keep an eye on "Apps", in 2013 and beyond.
media outrage over the discovery of geiorge zimmerman's Gun Sink, a kitchen sink filled to the brim with guns
Apparently in the '80s Sweden had "Black Orange Fanta" which mixed Fanta and Coca-Cola. HMMMMM.
its true. each cow's udder has one teat that will shoot piss instead of milk and ruin the whole batch. they call it the Farmer's Gamble
*steps out on stage twirling a cane and accidentally hits self in the dick 100 times * AAAWGHHH