It is amazing how booze really does fix everything.

Not sure what to make of my boss favoriting my tweet that I've been obsoleted.

I think someone should create an award for best customer service for an open source library and give it to @sampullara for mustache.java

I need a club for people that believe URL shoul be pronounced U.R.L. and therefore you should say "a url" rather than "an url". #URLnotEarl

This new office is insane. #jointheflock http://t.co/g1xcBS2Y

It's a good thing that I don't have to pay an hourly rate for therapy sessions with @raffi.

The globe bar. Perfect gift to ensure your ex-boyfriend never has another girlfriend. http://t.co/TyJRkoIf

Ooh. Fancy caricatured drawing of me! http://t.co/mIz3MHox

love it. my mom is totally encouraging to lie to men about what i do so as to not scare them off.

Pretty sure @sampullara is diminishing my job to a copy/paste monkey.

I occasionally forget that I don't really like users.

When @mrcs and I pair, we pair all the way. pic.twitter.com/dJ5w4Pkc

Thanks @pandemona for reminding me that today's my 3 year Twanniversary! cc: @sfjulie @taylorharwin

Walking to a bar on market st now feels like commuting to work.

No matter how much pain java dependency management causes me, I still hate ruby more.

How is it possible for git to be so slow at 1:30 in the morning?!

Nothing like spending a morning talking to yourself in the incident campfire. Curious how much I sound like a crazy person.

Love it. @leland and I are both so competitive that we are competing to be a better cynic today.

It keeps baffling me how @sampullara counts this as going outside http://t.co/YHbGhAqf

Picking a domain name is like picking a guy: you want one that plays a little hard to get.