Somewhere, a 23-year-old community manager is getting a stern talking-to:  http://gawker.com/seamless-made-fun-of-my-dead-cat-and-now-its-merging-w-508860196 …

@donglord69 And then like, OK I fought and beat out 99 people for this job. There's still the problem of what those 99 ppl are going to do.

@fart "Don't politicize this tragedy" = "White people did it."

"Please have sex with me, and write half my book for free":  http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/wri/3754237354.html … (via @mizadventure)

Bieber tryna walk off the stage like he's done for the night even though he hasn't done Boyfriend or Baby. These kids are NOT FOOLED.

If you haven't seen it, here's the court order that says #OWS can return with tents: http://t.co/7xdUjOH9

@buzzfeedjack What it would look like if every Olympic sport was photographed like beach volleyball: http://t.co/HaLdRWLW

Is anyone else worried that Ed Sheeran is "friends" with a 15-year-old girl? #BBMA

@chrisspags @_cooper Yeah, Cooper, don't you know that expressing opinions on things you've seen means you're trying to speak for everyone!

I wrote a guide to arguing with your family about #OccupyWallStreet this Thanksgiving: http://t.co/LanaLlBL

RT if your favorite part of "Grown Woman" is the Valley Girl "of course!" buried deep in the mix.

Either  http://Will.i.am  really didn't enjoy that last Tracy Morgan joke, or they forgot to turn him on. #BBMA

Helpful.  http://twitpic.com/cneer0 

There was just a big fire drill at work so we all had to practice packing our things into a box and crying.

I saw Spring Breakers for the second time, so I could fully grasp the nuances of its plot and characterization.

I feel like this is the sort of story we'll look back on in 10 years and be like, "Jesus..."  http://www.eastbayexpress.com/oakland/the-bacon-wrapped-economy/Content?oid=3494301&showFullText=true … via @elcush

@samlansky Ugh, at least in gchat the hyperlink goes nowhere so it's a fitting metaphor for his career.

@himynamesam Spies Like Minkus #boymeetsworldfanfiction

The hint of abdomen under Bieber's jacket has inflamed the passions of girls behind us. Now they clamor for his pants. #grownpeopleatbieber

How is this @buzzfeed post http://t.co/Wa0Ei8Zc not just straight plagiarism of this: http://t.co/LpEcIUeN