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@knick44 @elizaio Debut album "Killing Modals and Curling Quotes".

Probably indicative of my parenting effort. :/  http://instagram.com/p/an0BZfnAOk/ 

Just scotch taped my headphones back together. Because punk rock.

Me: "Nolan, you love the presidents, don't you."
Nolan: "Except Nixon."

"I have printed it out, but the animated gif is not moving." and other beautiful tales of client hell:  http://www.boredpanda.com/sharp-suits-worst-client-comment-posters/ …

Dropped my ancient iPhone face down on a tile floor. STILL didn't break it. Goddammit.

When we're low on Coke Zero I just dilute it with booze to make that shit last.

The easiest way to vertically center something in CSS is to close your laptop and go to the bar.

Is Amsterdam familiar with the concept of a “Playoff Beard,” or am I about to make America look bad? Yet again, I mean.

AAAH SPORTS #sports

Playoff hockey

Follow along on the NORAD Mom Tracker as I make my way around the world celebrating all your Moms.

I cried for a while before I could drive away. I've never given so much to a job. I'm going to miss my  http://caring.com  family.

I'll note that @mikebloomberg did not favorite my last tweet.

DRM is a failed idea that hasn’t stopped piracy. The cure for piracy is accessibility. Bad ideas should remain proprietary. /cc @w3c

@wpeterson it involves beer and another funnel

@semanticart
Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To WHOM.

2 more days of taking the green line. I'll miss Brookline but not this commute. Central Square, here we come.

Love this visualization of caniuse data broken up into browsers and their share:  http://btoe.ws/browserstats/  pic: pic.twitter.com/0DsJbReqZM