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I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have a place to put it.

@blackcallalily

@blackcallalily Here's my headline: "Pissy California redhead repulsed by Rielle Hunter."

@yeahimadork in reply to blackcallalily

The idea of Chatroulette baffles me, only because I've never woken up and said: "You know who might wanna watch me masturbate? Strangers!".

@sucittaM

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Bucket List:
1. Slow dance to "Eternal Flame."
2. There is no 2.

@phyllisstein

Dear anybody who isn't already independent wealthy: you're probably not ever going to be rich. Ever. Just sayin' #tcot #teaparty #tlot

@jazgar

The NCAA Tournament bracket looks like a list of schools I'm glad I never applied to.

@BrilliantOrange

@knitterplease @toddster You two are pretty cute. I'm picturing you as baby squirrels in mini-sweatpants and fruit hats, but still. Cute.

@Superfluously in reply to knitterplease

I buy lemons, you cheap bastards.

@TheB1ueGuy

@mysevenkids I wouldn't have this problem if every single tweet everybody ever wrote wasn't about me.

@toddster in reply to mysevenkids

"Germans love sausage. Every party in Germany is a sausagefest. Even if it's all ladies. Sausagefest."

@toddster

A double-hand handshake paired with a broad grin. Now that's a fine how do you do.

@mayjah

My mouthwash label says "37 uses", but I can only come up with one: 1.)mouthwash.

@JeeNeeBee

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I thought THE MARRIAGE REF was awful until I saw MINUTE TO WIN IT. A total crying over no shoes until you see a footless dude scenario.

@nictate

I hate when the $5 footlong song is stuck in my head cause it's being sung in my ear and there's a footlong poking me but I DON'T HAVE $5!

@bestgirlbetty

I find ribs taste even better when I call them "meat on the cob."

@RexHuppke

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marrying @knitterplease. jealous? of course you are.

@dopegirlfresh

I also put the raz in crazy and the eep in sleepy.

@MissCarlyPants

I'd also invent You're Welcome cards to send to people you got a gift but didn't send you a Thank You card.

@TwissTedFisster

I can't wait until I'm 13 and stop laughing at Speed Hump signs.

@baileygenine

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By now, you might think I had learned not to wear a dress on a windy day. However, your mistake - much like my ass - would soon be obvious.

@Lorisays

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