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You know you like an album when you find ways to keep driving so you can keep listening to it.
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audioper
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@toddster I just metabolized some alcohol. This calls for a drink.
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superduperjes
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The meeting I was supposed to have today got cancelled. This calls for a drink.
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MeetingBoy
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@simontarr I split infinitives for BREAKFAST. #what
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simontarrPunkrockieSmmythe
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My bathtub felting experience was *not* a miserable failure. It was a WONDERFUL failure.
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Superfluously
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I hate the Office.
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This wine tastes like apple juice and I am going to drink it like it's Gatorade.
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@toddster Here is a picture of my balls. http://twitpic.com/199rbl
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Miareeva
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@toddster I just don't think it's that 'silly'. I'm sort of a prude, as you know. I just think women should respect their *whole* bodies.
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Miareeva
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Oh. #boobiewed is about breast cancer? Because we need to be made aware of breast cancer? Fuck the boobs. Save the women.
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paul_shinn
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You know what, ladies? No offense, but avatars that prominently feature your boobs sort of make me sad for you.
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superduperjespaul_shinnsmacdonagiromideeugemSmmytheritamartiniCranberryPersonthesearedays
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THANK GOD! FINALLY a medical drama from Jerry Bruckheimer.
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SassynicpeterfitzwelSmmytheCranberryPerson
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You know how when you get lost in a strip mall parking lot and lol me neither.
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jorshuwahsuperduperjes
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No, YOU'RE listening to The Boys Of Summer! #iamverysorry
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joe_schmittkiemzi
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I'm allergic to dogwood flowers. So, naturally, I'm getting one tattooed on my chest.
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joe_schmitt
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"When I was ten I jumped off a bridge. It was in the local paper: ‘Daredevil girl survives fall.’ It..." http://tumblr.com/xn47ic3hi
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Miareeva
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Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock in the kitchen.

Thanks, folks, I'm here all week.
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kaonicksdavetube555Miss_IceQueenmelmaren
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I have reached the point in my life where a Weeds marathon on my sofa is a perfectly good reason to put on lip gloss.
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TymethiefMissMABrscooter27Smmythe
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You guys, this tiara really pinches my head! My life is so hard!
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TristanstoesCampNicoleMiss_IceQueen
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God help me, I sure can be dumber than a box of rocks sometimes.
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snyd
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