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I also accidentally figured out how to blue tooth listen to tunes in my car. I mean I didn't accidentally discover penicillin, but still.
I attempted to suck in my gut when I walked into the hotel lobby. Pretty sure they all know I ate at The Cracker Barrel.
"Who remembers" posts on Facebook-If you got off your ass you'd know you can still go roller skating, buy an easy bake oven or snort coke.
Dear young people, go get yourselves some Bjork. Beck too. Go. It's good for you. Then get me macarons as a thank you.
"Mom, what's your favorite part of this movie?" When Thor has his shirt off.
I had a dream in which James Earl Jones cut my hair in the mitten section of JCPenney. I was going to tip him $6.
Johnny Weir deemed as pretty as Loki, but not as clever. We need more snark!
There's snark, offensive language,random feminism, & chicken wing love.