Twitter, if you wanted to automatically filter DMs resembling, "lol have u seen this pic of u," I wouldn't accuse you of censorship.

So @jayv requested a doodle of "ramen soup eating panda." Nailed it? pic.twitter.com/sqACQWpguo

I'm 30 years old and I've never owned my own window blinds before. I can now inform you it's overrated, and it isn't even rated that high.

My friend @scenemissingmag wrote a touching essay about his late mother. Now you read it.  http://jasonpiercemallory.com/essays/through-the-door-of-the-moon-the-last-days-of-the-rainbow-gaits-natural-horsemanship-club/ …

I think I accidentally just learned something from Car Talk!

I made the most amazing pork and sweet potato soup two years ago and promptly misplaced the recipe. Have yet to find one nearly as good.

Frankly, I don't understand why they made USB plugs small enough to fit into ethernet ports.

This is how many beers it takes before the conversation turns to Rob Liefeld. http://t.co/N5JOjuOS

RT @thinkgeek Best unauthorized use of the new Twitter logo so far: http://t.co/KTw7Zkge by @mywayhome

The Go-Go's recorded a bizarre Christmas song about Daleks! Like, really bizarre. http://t.co/ITALmCP4! (link via @yggdrasilly)

Jason Mallory (@scenemissingmag) takes us on an eggs-in-baskets journey today on Knuckle Salad.  http://knucklesalad.com/che-huevos/ 

I'm wearing my hair in a ponytail and coworkers are re-introducing themselves to me. I have a rotten memory so this is a valuable discovery.

Hrm, hungry at 11:01. Late breakfast or early lunch? LATE BREAKFAST or EARLY LUNCH?!?

Oops, I just emailed "Roger that" to a colleague in England without thinking. Should I be embarrassed?

By the time I got through checkout, the items in my JCPenney shopping cart were out of stock. THANKS, OBAMA.

I think I'm enjoying my #Oscars Twitter feed about 200x more than I'd enjoy watching the actual #Oscars.

I was a little sad when the final episode of Red Dwarf X concluded. Do you think that's it forever? pic.twitter.com/kvwMUEYa

There's a "blogumentary" on WP bloggers in the works by @lifeofathinker:  https://thelifeofathinker.wordpress.com/2013/01/15/impressive-starting-soon/ … The hashtag is now #DocPRESS.

Tiny Tommy Lee Jones, you put that piglet down! @ Hobbytown USA  http://instagr.am/p/UkESbeBjrC/ 

I haven't thought about it in quite a while, but Pushing Daisies is great.