2 dates & she got naked both times.. Taking this relationship to the next level tonite. I'm going to knock on her window & make eye contact

Just got my first 5 star tweet. Without you guys it would not have been possible. 😢 thank you, thank you
*drops mic*
*retires from twitter*

Guys with the chinstrap beard, save some girls for the rest of us.

Well played, people from the UK with the closed mouth smile avi's. Well played

Your twitter machine is spewing garbage tweets into my twitter machine

I see your dick pics, all real close and zoomed in. I'm into you, gu ONTO! ONTO you, guys!

*thump* *thump* *thump* is this thing on?

Think I'm being cheated on. When we have sex in the bushes, some guy whistles & yells "here girl Want a treat" she barks & runs in his house

My wife is a n*gger..
* = a

I'm dealing with some of you for the time being. Once I'm on top of the twitter world, I'll come back down by retweeting all your tweets

Why do all these black people walk so funny in Planet of the Apes?

Sick and disgusting people out there and I'm not just talking about the fat chick who hosted the MTV music awards.