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Snooki is pregnant and Lindsay Lohan is sober. Clearly the apocalypse is near!
In a perfect world Downton Abbey would merge with The Walking Dead. Hollywood, make this happen!! ...and go!
I walked into a store and noticed the sales associate forgot to put pants on. Then I realized, oh nevermind, I'm in American Apparel.
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail. #OWS
I only eat eucalyptus, regular leaves are too mainstream.