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I took the "What's your mental age?" quiz and got 69, and then I laughed too hard and they changed it to 11.
My favorite hipster comedian is Larry the "I don't even have cable" Guy.
Here is our 'ool' - notice there's no 'p' in it, we'd like to keep it that way. Your bed has pillows and a 'forter' - notice there's no 'co
Shirley Temple was able to live such a long life by steering clear of alcohol, unlike Tom Collins, or Jeff Longislandicedtea.
"I got locked down, then I got out again, I ran a Railroad that was Underground!" - Harriet Tubthumping
The scene in Swordfish when he's trying to hack the computer while getting a BJ except it's me looking at Where's Waldo and not getting a BJ
"If I can't guess your birthday to the PRECISE date and time, I'll eat my hat!" - a guy who's dying to eat his delicious hat
I'm fresh half to death, and I have a dog that looks like Frederick Douglass.
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