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Shirley Temple was able to live such a long life by steering clear of alcohol, unlike Tom Collins, or Jeff Longislandicedtea.
"I got locked down, then I got out again, I ran a Railroad that was Underground!" - Harriet Tubthumping
The scene in Swordfish when he's trying to hack the computer while getting a BJ except it's me looking at Where's Waldo and not getting a BJ
"If I can't guess your birthday to the PRECISE date and time, I'll eat my hat!" - a guy who's dying to eat his delicious hat
I'm fresh half to death, and I have a dog that looks like Frederick Douglass.