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@travihark I assume you got really bored while waiting for a bus pic.twitter.com/IrOqHebbmE
@sh00kal00k "@pushinghoops: satire is supposed to expose through exaggeration, this is just accurate pic.twitter.com/TWOU00V7B5"
@whyhelloclarice @cummayonnaise !! https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/365093084167548928 …
@darth I know how you feel about sponsored tweets, darth but it's my favorite tequila c'mon now pic.twitter.com/mtGTUInFEA
@ohgraney “@therealstanlee: One of your #Generalissimo's favorite uncanny unicorns is at it again: pic.twitter.com/xN6ZScdBen @rainfallfilms”
#MILF @ptcruiserusa pic.twitter.com/7wFWN3yR4G
@whyhelloclarice go ahead, lick your balls, on my balls. pic.twitter.com/zhsI0DpLOx
There really is a slot machine out there for everyone. @aaaanetka pic.twitter.com/Dbx7ACAGRY
Who's your king now, LeBron? #notingodshouse http://instagram.com/p/bMpME4sOkO/
@jayemkayyy "@skatagreekssay: If she can't even pronounce "gyro" correctly.......she's too xeni for you, bro."
@darth @andresdavid no french fries? No sweet potatoes? I'll stick with Instagram.
@darth @whyhelloclarice is that a Russian blue? Darth, can you make a kitten-size mane for Gatsby, please?? pic.twitter.com/B3E6v43CAF
@thehuisman @darth I'm far from an expert but it's unbeatable for the price.
@darth shouldn't that be a can of Coke?
@jabriella if Obama doesn't win Florida I'm blaming you. No hard feelings.
@williamtaft27 @kellyoxford You could probably win the US election by promising to make the McRib a permanent McDonald's menu item.
@jabriella yes, thank you! Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't feel the need to swoon over all things pumpkin #whitepeople.
@jabriella 1. You go to FL. 2. Show GOP how to properly win Latino votes. 3. Barack Obama wins election. 4. Everybody walk the dinosaur.
The only thing more difficult to remove than glitter is glitter + pine tree sap.
@ohgraney with John Stamos
Crème fraîche 2 def.