@jabriella if Obama doesn't win Florida I'm blaming you. No hard feelings.

@williamtaft27 @kellyoxford You could probably win the US election by promising to make the McRib a permanent McDonald's menu item.

@jabriella yes, thank you! Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't feel the need to swoon over all things pumpkin #whitepeople.

@jabriella 1. You go to FL.
2. Show GOP how to properly win Latino votes. 3. Barack Obama wins election. 4. Everybody walk the dinosaur.

You haven't lived as a teenager in the mid 2000s if you didn't dramatically sing[scream] along while blasting Ohio is for Lovers full volume

@jabriella we're already damned, embrace the inner demons.

@jabriella ok I think we're all fast asleep now

@jabriella omg I have to show you pics of the 'pro-life Hummer' if I can find them

@jabriella bottom of first column = you

@jabriella it's a Cinco de Mayo miracle!

@jabriella true. Yet they always win because subjectively they're adorable

@jabriella ergh this gets me so frustrated. And of-fucking-course Arpaio is on here.

@jabriella @epweinbe yeah it was pretty tough to get thru but they need to take new directions I guess. Trinity killer will always be my fav

@jabriella eff that DC metro is just a pretty face "closes" at night. Ain't got nuthin on the city that never sleeps.

@jabriella catharsis of a twitter rant is nothing to what you'll feel when you ARE a lawyer. Keep channeling that energy toward that end

@jabriella there you go with that compassion again...

@smeanz RT @buzzfeedandrew: Something about this picture of a stingray eating lettuce. pic.twitter.com/c1qo62kvcl

Got me an eighth of that good stuff for my birthday ;) pic.twitter.com/rK5Uz86CEH

@jabriella Pulse by Plath(TM)

@jabriella stop subtweeting me