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I had no pillow upon which to rest my weary head, and I was saddened. Then I met a man who had no arms or legs. He became my pillow. #vss
Twitter is perfect for the weirdos and loners who don't like to socialize but prefer to creep around, picking up random bits of information.
"A time for reflection," my ass. We shall reap what we have sown. Time to beat yourselves out of idiotic stupors and drooling complacency.
Apple to include fortune cookiess with each new iPad shipment. Hipster Fanboy squeals with glee when he reads his: "SLAVE LABOR. HELP US."
Echo & The Bunnymen now trending on Twitter. Awesome. #SB46
SF bicyclist hits and kills a 71-year-old pedestrian. Dedicates a blog post to his HELMET. Hang that fucker.
Slacker. Zen Darwinist. Zine publisher. Dirty-minded toilet humorist. Humble proprietor of @KoogmoBooks.