@emazingg69 I had to rewrite that tweet lol but I know! As soon as the sun sets I have no desire to move my car anywhere for any reason

“@emazingg69: I care more about a parking spot than my social life” this actually is the epitome of my life having an living in Fells Point

@robdelaney that's the jerkiest thing you've ever said

Finna ride the Great Bear with @sajarrr @susan_rush @tweenheat #wooooo #hersheypark

All of my days off are beautiful and Hershey Park is going to be glorious on Sunday! @susan_rush @sajarrr @tweenheat pic.twitter.com/IJMsHdL7b9

@tweenheat @susan_rush we could just be polyamorous without all the religious additives and patriarchy

This girl in my gender&women's studies class is presenting in a fencing uniform. You didn't have time to change..?

Lol @airschrevens RT ‏@ovrlyattachdgf Likes your status. From 6 months ago

Ivan's here!!!

#LRT @susan_rush actually us last night. We are @mrsrupertpupkin.

“@ilikegirlsdaily: Yoga pants = the best #iLGDYogaPantsThursday pic.twitter.com/EXI3v4HH” These are yoga pants.

SOME OF US HAVEN'T SLEPT IN TWO DAYS OUTSIDE NOISES PLZ SHUT UP THANK YOU

People with unibrows #whohurtyou

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hate people who think I care about them

"Here comes my date, I met him on the Internet."
"uhhhh...BON-JOUR!"

I'll donate 50 cents to any charity @realdonaldtrump wants if he gives all of his hairstylist's records and a list of hair products he uses.

ok american apparel....because people aren't in danger right now or anything pic.twitter.com/HbBlZKqo

@dankcharnley cum*

#describeyourexboyfriendspeniswithamovietitle Frankenweenie

#describeyourexboyfriendspeniswithamovietitle The Toxic Avenger