Dear recent followers. I am not the Indonesian anti-corruption agency. I am an Englishman in a hat. Try @kpk_ri or @supportkpk.

Surprising Easter Egg: select this tweet and type 'foot' + enter very quickly. #itsawesome

Er, Apple technical support. Yeah, this is Bob at NASA. Can you reset the password for my rover? /cc @mat

I didn’t watch the PS4 thing yesterday, but this is exactly how I imagined it went.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rJDn0jRnUQ …

Glad Google have kept last year's April Fool online for this year: http://t.co/Fh8JI1Oe

This is an excellent article for JS devs. It's exactly what we look for when hiring. http://t.co/UFpKTAJg

Sooooo tempting... http://t.co/1MeE6Qb8

@oatmeal Swan > Edison http://t.co/TFusFJV6

So this happened: http://t.co/V5L1EBpv #fame

HTML5: It's still not easy to line up three divs, but you can do this: http://t.co/mPJiTzG

This stuff says it's 2% milk. What's the other 98%?

A true JS coder even adds a semicolon after a debugger statement;

What percentage of US national debt (14 trillion dollars) is held by China?

Answer: 8%
Bet you thought it was more than that.

The great thing about compilers is … hold on … wait for it … gonna be great … worth waiting for … wait … … … wait …

Suggestion: for $10 extra, a team of photographers arrive slightly ahead of you, and hassle you into the building. /@uber

The New Yorker is possibly being a bit harsh. http://t.co/wTqvEGa3

"We're the cool programmers." Nope.

I hate wrapping up phone screens. It’s all
“so, yeah, ok”
“ok, then, thankyou”
“thanks, bye”
“bye bye”
“love you”
etc

It is easy to shoot your foot off with git, but also easy to revert to a previous foot and merge it with an arm, producing a hideous beast.

The truth is, the real @jack doesn't work at @twitter or @square. He's working 100% at his cloning startup. The results are impressive.