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i'm eating lunch at my desk and am literally a woman laughing alone with salad.
i don't have the energy for amazon. could barely complete a full eye roll just now.
moratorium on white text quotes on authors' portraits, please.
have you ever flirted on twitter as your company logo? because i think that's what i'm doing but need confirmation.
showered to sweating in 3.5 seconds (new personal best!)
50% of my day is spent in the office, 25% is spent in my bed, and 14.5% of it is spent commuting between the two.
fuck sleep, apparently.
a stranger just bought me an empanada.
i need to do some heavy unfollowing.
i hope i never have to ask the internet for money.
happy anniversary to my cold! one week and still going strong; love you babe!
everything is due tomorrow.
these are my opinions, and do not reflect those of my employer.