You're stupid. They're smarter than us. Moron. RT @hannahantics: Aliens watching us probably think that cars run on boogers.

@rodney_at_large RT “I'm going to write a quote joke, they seem to do well. -everyone on Twitter.”
- Some asshole.

@yourfavwhiteguy is fuckin lame

hey auto correct, I'll NEVER mean "ducking".

#drunklastnight


#drunktonight

Being high is fun

I lick tits when I'm bored.

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I'm a vagician.

Dude I'm fucking blitzkrieged

@kristiankakes today is the day you shut the fuck up

You can call me Sir Swagger if you'd like but I prefer Swagger Jacker, Master of Swagger, or Swag God.

I'm ugly

Everynight is epic when your home is Texas

You know what's beautiful? Read the first word again :)

Rt for a kiss

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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That's the number of times ive jacked off to @xxxbibijones today.

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