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Dryers - divorce court for socks #WhatTheyShouldReallyBeCalled
If archeologists discover my keyboard in a dump 1,000 years from now, they'll be able to figure out what my diet was.
Let's get fiscal. #corporatesongs
In 1987 my hair was so big it was a ceiling fan hazard.
Debussy knew what he was doing when he composed Clair de Lune! #SuperMoon
One Fish, Two Fish, Three Times a Lady #DrSeussSongs
#ThingsILearnedFromTheJerk And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this..... all I need is this lamp.....
#RomneyInTwoWords Eddie Munster
"How many fries are in a Happy Meal?" ~guy one fry short of a Happy Meal
There's nothing you can do that can't be done. Nothing you can sing that can't be sung. Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game. It's easy.