Sushi cravings always😯🍣

How is it that when you are dead and a zombie you can rip open a man's ribcage, but when you are alive you struggle with a bag of chips?

Why the hell does Blake Shelton get non-country singers on The Voice if he's just gonna kick them off in the battles for not being country?

Who needs friends I have Netflix

I'm the girl you're the guy. You text me first or we don't talk today.

Someone bumps into you but you're the one who says sorry. #CanadianProblems

I'm pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description

I sing a lot for someone who can’t sing

Going to sleep knowing you have to wake up in less than 4 hours <

Friday night and I ain't got a fucking plan. Just me and my ps3 all night long. 😁

if you have to use the hashtag #drunk, chances are I don't like you.

the longer you look at a pic of urself the uglier it gets

"ONLY 90'S KIDS WILL GET THIS"

I say loudly as I gesture towards my crotch.

someone: *says something*
me: breaks into a song with a word they just said

girls be like pic.twitter.com/c7HQIVDetE

“@adriana_deluca: @jadekurhan J.J.A.K.S for life girl✌💜😋” @julia_vxo @kristenb43 and #babymomashayla 💛💛💛

I. Need. A. Tan.

okay i know i said i hate harlem shake with all of my soul but oH MY GOD. THE BACKSTREET BOYS DID ONE I'M NOT SORRY.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l06spAoJjQQ&feature=youtu.be …

my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday"

Hahahaha 😂💁

I want @drake to merely gently assault my vagina.