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Sushi cravings always😯🍣
How is it that when you are dead and a zombie you can rip open a man's ribcage, but when you are alive you struggle with a bag of chips?
Why the hell does Blake Shelton get non-country singers on The Voice if he's just gonna kick them off in the battles for not being country?
Who needs friends I have Netflix
I'm the girl you're the guy. You text me first or we don't talk today.
I'm pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
I sing a lot for someone who can’t sing
Going to sleep knowing you have to wake up in less than 4 hours <
Friday night and I ain't got a fucking plan. Just me and my ps3 all night long. 😁
the longer you look at a pic of urself the uglier it gets
"ONLY 90'S KIDS WILL GET THIS"
I say loudly as I gesture towards my crotch.
someone: *says something*
me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
I. Need. A. Tan.
okay i know i said i hate harlem shake with all of my soul but oH MY GOD. THE BACKSTREET BOYS DID ONE I'M NOT SORRY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l06spAoJjQQ&feature=youtu.be …
my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday"
18. Vet Assistant. Former diet coke addict. Ok guess that's it.