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Jay-Z: "Babe, please leave the part out where I come too fast on your dress in the limo. It's embarrassing." 'Yonce: "No."
Whatever doesn't kill us makes us weirder.
There's nothing on the internet today. But I'll still stare at it.
Sarah Palin picks the best battles.
You don't need a college degree to be a comedian or a member of congress.
Whatever happens tonight, I hope Americans will just relax and love the shit out of each other.
The enthusiastic way Mario Lopez announces celebrity death headlines on Extra is bone chilling.
I refuse to take any trend seriously- remember when only wearing lip liner was popular? Humanity is adorably lost.
So far best thing about 2013 is you can pull the tail around of the last 2 in 2012 to make it a 3 when you write the date wrong. Good tweet.
Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
Saying "Poop" & "Pee" is SO vulgar! I wish people would use polite terms like "Night Soil" & "Angel Discharge."
Are people afraid of feminism because there's no menism?
If you can't fart in front of your partner then you should BREAK UP! Because you're living a lie.
Thanks a lot Daylight Savings! Now I have to wait an extra hour for Christmas.
It's not that I like fast food, it's that I LOVE not getting out of my car.
If I fell during my Olympic figure skating routine I would immediately walk off the ice. Every time.
Hey Bed Bath & Beyond, don't call them "throw pillows" then act like I did something wrong in your store.