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Jay-Z: "Babe, please leave the part out where I come too fast on your dress in the limo. It's embarrassing." 'Yonce: "No."
Do I just buy bananas to watch them die?
Whatever doesn't kill us makes us weirder.
Maybe women can use penis pumps as breast pumps since they're more likely to be covered by insurance.
There's nothing on the internet today. But I'll still stare at it.
Sarah Palin picks the best battles.
I don't mean to brag, but I did get invited to LinkedIn last night.
My tiredness can be measured by the amount of f bombs I drop for no reason.
At least my inner beauty doesn't wrinkle.
Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
You don't need a college degree to be a comedian or a member of congress.
Whatever happens tonight, I hope Americans will just relax and love the shit out of each other.
The enthusiastic way Mario Lopez announces celebrity death headlines on Extra is bone chilling.
I refuse to take any trend seriously- remember when only wearing lip liner was popular? Humanity is adorably lost.
So far best thing about 2013 is you can pull the tail around of the last 2 in 2012 to make it a 3 when you write the date wrong. Good tweet.