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My mom had a sex toy party last nt (invited couples). She let me know this morning that it was a huge success. Try wakin up 2 those details.
So tired of my finger looking like frankenstein...at least 1 body part is ready for Halloween-ok, maybe 2 parts. Boobs r always ready.
Just saw a dog food commercial that said it is a "stool optimizer" so the pup is now an "optimum pooper." Chinese food is probably cheaper.
My super preppy & sweetheart ofa roomie is n jail right now..for 1 week. I miss her. Hope she comes hm w/her "i love men" card still intact.
New rule: sexting is now required if you plan on texting me anything at all. ex."Get milk."<---find a way 2 turn me on &still get 2 ur point
In a conference call rt now and I think some1 from another city is breathing heavy on the phone...awwwkwaaard.
How fitting that it is Black Friday - as today is the day I throw out my old lil' black book and start a whole new fresh one!
I am begining to remember that vaginas are powerful. And having one, pretty much makes you God. THERE! I SAID IT!
Last minute-bartending a private party in a friggin mansion! Let's hope my christmas wish of gettin me a sugardaddy come true tonight ; )
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ok...making my To-Do list for this week: 1) Find old To-Do list. 2) Cross off item #1. 3) Brainstorm idea for item #3. 4) Surf Twitter
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Oh my god, I'm so excited I'm gonna get to bed at a decent time tonight - and by decent time I mean 4:00.
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Omg, I think there's a domestic disturbance going on! Hurry, somebody call cops...not the real ones, silly!--the TV show!
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Missed the visiting hours at the jail...I'm such a bad friend! I didn't know when they were! Cleaning house for my roomie's return tho!
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