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The unexpected things can definitely suck tho too don't let me mislead u
The best kinds of things are the unexpected things
Every friend group has gotta have a shithead like Miller from 21 and Over. Quality guy
It should be a work study here to wake me up in the mornings. For it's level of difficulty, shit would pay
I'm about Boston accents. Pahk the cah in the Hahvahd yahd for days
My Phil professor is always wearing his "bout to fuck up your day" smile
Parents arriving in T-20 and I'm still hammered. Code red! SOS!
In my defense tho like once you start your week with a totalled car you're fucked how do you really come back from that
Everyone deserves someone who gives a shit.
To my neighbor: I can hear you're getting railed and that's cool but if you could just take it from a 14 to about a 7 that'd also be sick
The struggle of people forgetting I'm not actually a dude. 👍.
Up (hungover) an hour late + missed my class orientation + rushed in pouring rain to find breakfast closed in the dining hall = 👍
Music chills are one of my favorite things
Another Fathers day, another hangover. No one tell me I'm not consistent
What's the name of the game? Prom weekend. What's the purpose? To get fucked up
Just told my mom she was being a "straight-up bitch without a cause". Living status pending.
"If a man speaks his mind in a forest, and no woman's around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
Girl in the bathroom: "let's take selfies for my twitter" #like...
Seeing things from a better side than most can dream