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"I love summer!" say the people with air conditioning at home.
Women. Overalls. Ugly. Stop!
Some children become drowsy on Benadryl. Some hyperactive. My child becomes a belligerent drunk.
Jay Z and B be all like, "We don't eat cheese." And I be all like, "I'll eat cheese for you."
Just found my child quietly standing in our dark hallway staring at me. Now I'm scared of her.
...poor grammar and spelling!
You really haven't lived until you eat an English muffin the size of your head.
selling things on craigslist has restored my faith in humanity. just kidding. no it hasn't.
I'm eager for tomorrow. I'm also eager for the phone to stop ringing after tomorrow.
that last tweet was from the future. see ya tonight at the potluck!
friends, remember when i made that weird tasting mac-n-cheese for the potluck, and everyone became sick? i'm really very sorry about that.
lover of pretty things + tasty things. wife to @polarman3d, momma to a little bird named wren. i am blessed.