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My biggest fears- spiders, running out of brownies, killers, and tinyurls. In no particular order...
yep....still hate the phrase "chillaxin"
truth: bastards are really good at being bastards
What is the nicest way to say, "please don't talk to me and your mustache makes me cringe?"
Just made up a secret handshake by myself. Yeah, that's my day...
Tip of the day: The use of the word bastard(s)- always funny...especially if used with "sneaky little"
Who gave you permission to look so dumb in your car?
Overheard: "I like balls." "Oh really, I prefer danglers." Hmmmmm
If I have to hear "May the fourth be with you" ONE more time today....I'm gonna bust someone's knee cap!
I still think about the fateful day when I wore a pair of crocs...and I cry...
Just because it's the trend, doesn't mean it looks good on you.
It's what you wear from ear to ear, and not from head to......wait that matters too! Nice smile, dirty clothes? Yuck!
I'm a true Wyoming girl! You'll never catch me without mascara, cute shoes, something funny spouting out from my lips, oh and an adorable handbag!