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My biggest fears- spiders, running out of brownies, killers, and tinyurls. In no particular order...
yep....still hate the phrase "chillaxin"
truth: bastards are really good at being bastards
What is the nicest way to say, "please don't talk to me and your mustache makes me cringe?"
Just made up a secret handshake by myself. Yeah, that's my day...
Tip of the day: The use of the word bastard(s)- always funny...especially if used with "sneaky little"
Who gave you permission to look so dumb in your car?
Overheard: "I like balls." "Oh really, I prefer danglers." Hmmmmm
If I have to hear "May the fourth be with you" ONE more time today....I'm gonna bust someone's knee cap!
I still think about the fateful day when I wore a pair of crocs...and I cry...
Just because it's the trend, doesn't mean it looks good on you.
It's what you wear from ear to ear, and not from head to......wait that matters too! Nice smile, dirty clothes? Yuck!
If you need me, I'll be at the Dome of Doom... #gopokes
UNLV better not bring their personal refs to the next game...ridiculous!
Just saw a guy wearing sweats tucked into tall cowboy boots and a camouflage jacket. Top that Friday night fun, I dare ya!
Overheard: what kinda buns do you want? Oh, dirty talk at the grocery store! Wait, maybe I'm the dirty one...yep that's it!
I'm a true Wyoming girl! You'll never catch me without mascara, cute shoes, something funny spouting out from my lips, oh and an adorable handbag!