KNIT FAST DIE WARM

@youranonnews Thank you for standing up for women's rights! <3

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AMERCIA http://t.co/gzxgbsbJ

W O W #superbowl pic.twitter.com/qeDL5cGN

Hey @peta, fuck you. Objectifying women doesn’t do shit to help animals.

(Not that you save animals to begin with.)

Is a nude floor in the library too much to ask for? I come here for the silence, but I can’t get anything done while I’m wearing pants.

love as a performance art

“Movies are in 3D, but so are the woods and the sea; video games are now open-ended and multiplayer experiences, but so is reality.”

Make a small sandwich to eat while you make a bigger sandwich. #lifetip

Love at first sight is unwrapping a burrito after sitting in a car for six hours

Pacific Northwest forever!

(Even though I can’t feel my hands.) pic.twitter.com/4vXb0BJC

I ride my bike around my neighborhood all slow like but I'm not looking for trouble, just cats.

Being friendly is really hard because I have a 140 character limit IRL

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getting anarchists to return their library books is a lot like herding cats

taco truck love affair

a screaming cat,
no knock at the door,
a homeless man on our porch.
"Don't worry, I just put a sweater on him."

Gingerbread cookie cutters can be deformed pretty easily.  http://instagr.am/p/TpOnjtlxsv/ 

This is the best picture of @ohhhhmylanta in existence. pic.twitter.com/zevOqz1U