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You know school is near when your kids are grounded for attempted murder.
Can I get you anything, teachers? Water? Cocktail? Shoulder rub?
It would be great if flight attendants could wipe the drool off your face while sleeping on a plane.
Whelp. Hubby let 3 y.o. take a nap at 5:30 while I was gone. I'll be live tweeting from the twilight zone at 2 am tonight.
Taco Bell employee asked what sauce I wanted. "Fire, I'm Mexican." He rambles back in Spanish. "Oh. Uh, not that kind of Mexican." Fail.
Mom - Wife - Writer - Whiskey drinker - KSU lover - Bacon hater, please don't drop me as a friend.
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