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It would be great if flight attendants could wipe the drool off your face while sleeping on a plane.
Whelp. Hubby let 3 y.o. take a nap at 5:30 while I was gone. I'll be live tweeting from the twilight zone at 2 am tonight.
Taco Bell employee asked what sauce I wanted. "Fire, I'm Mexican." He rambles back in Spanish. "Oh. Uh, not that kind of Mexican." Fail.
K-State picked to finish 6th in Big 12. Wait. Hear that? It's Snyder laughing. Now I'm laughing. I can't. Stop. Laughing. Bahahahaha
Emma is picking up trash w/class today. How funny would it be to print jayhawks and drop them around the school. (I'm totally kidding)
Mom - Wife - Writer - Whiskey drinker - KSU lover - Bacon hater, please don't drop me as a friend.