#INeedMasculismBecause i literally can't imagine a society in which my every whim isn't immediately pandered to

10 years ago we had Bob Hope, Steve Jobs and Johnny Cash. Now I have a horrible undead steed made from their exhumed bones, it owns

this is the most amazing political ad of the season, hands down. watch the whole thing.  http://youtu.be/I0OomdFloKI 

When I die my kids are going to be really pissed because my will is just 80 pages of movie spoilers

#RejectedGoosebumpsTitles The Parents Who Hated Their Children The Normal Amount, Not Enough To Murder Them Or Anything

LMAO at the idea of God thinking "wow that's such a vivid and bold shade of red, I'm gonna use it for dog dicks."

holy shit this rules: Extremely Trivial Police Reports … http://extremelytrivialpolicereports.tumblr.com/ 

when a mommy blogger loves a daddy blogger very much, they synergize their affiliate networks for maximum clickthrough and community ROI

what? no! pic.twitter.com/M2zMzv0qhQ

if yr not reading the racist shitstorm in the comments section of this Django Unchained review I dunno what yr doing  http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movie/django-unchained/review/399663 …

your tan line is a sin cos you give me whatever the math word for boner is

probably the funniest thing you'll read today if you don't read Marmaduke today  http://www.libertarianrepublican.net/2012/11/the-end-of-liberty-in-america-only.html?spref=tw …

Bell Biv Devourer Of Worlds

If God created everything that means he thought about every penis in the world for at least a little bit haha owned dude.

10 years ago we had Bob Hope, Steve Jobs and Johnny Cash. They were all shitty assholes and I'm glad they're dead.

Petition the Oxford English Dictionary to print the entry for "misandry" in a slightly larger typeface than the others #RedditResolutions

boy i bet that dead kid is super happy his freedoms weren't infringed on.

Get an upskirt pic of a girl's underwear reflected off my katana without her noticing #RedditResolutions

America Strongly Voices Its Support For Eating A Hideously Deformed Animal Raised In A Cube Of Its Own Feces #eatmorechikin

#4WordsAfterABreakUp everybody do the bartman