I think my computer chair has its very own gravitational pull - whenever I sit in it, I have a hard time getting back up..

Sudden increase in followers.. it was the rice krispy treats, wasn't it? Welcome :)

Endless shrimp. im stuffed but hubby feels like hes got something to prove.

Me: Where are your boots? Boy: I threw them over the fence. Me: Why did you do that? Boy: Because thats what I do.

I don't know what to feel right now but I know that I'll feel drunk later.

Deep.Dish.Pizza because Its.Not.Turkey

The boy is "reading" i.e- making up an elaborate story by looking at the pictures in the book. His version is better :)

I think favstar may ultimately kick my twitter addiction into high gear. FULL SPEED AHEAD!

Im having a good boob day. Sorry, it needed to be said.

What I ought to do and what I want to do are very different things.

Deep breath. Boys are destructive and mean by nature - My child is not satans spawn..

A smell that bad should have a color.

Both kiddos are nestled in their beds, the dog is passed out on the couch and the Mr. is tinkering on his boat. FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST!

I am a person not of the morning variety.

My mind is in the gutter.

The boy said he was ready for bed almost 2 hours early.. He didn't have to tell me twice!

Im so excited for the boy to watch Wizard of Oz.

This morning when I told 3 that I wasnt feeling well, he went to the bathroom and got a tampon and said "heres your medicine mommy" haha!

At one point I was knuckle deep in Elmers glue

It was me. I took a bite out of the gingerbread house roof.