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I hate it when people like "im not rude im honest" its like no. Honestly, your rude
Olympic gymnast competitions would be a fuck ton cooler if they wore batman costumes
Attention girls who dont want to have sex with me: QUIT BEING SO FUCKING HOT
Drugs are getting smoked, popped and sniffed so stay at home if you party like a bitch
Undercover cop = pig in a blanket
My bedroom smells like sex drugs and gangsta rap
Dont smile at me, thats not even a real smile! Just a bunch of teeth playin with my mind!
I kinda wanna punch someone in the face
You only think hot chicks are rude bitches because your ugly and they really dont want to talk to you
Oh you have a blackberry? So your either closed minded or poor...
Sorry, gotta go...
I told my dad im gunna be a drug deala he said son just gimme a good deal
Id rather be a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one
Drunker than mother fuckdr. Siooo much you5be footy. Just wait
I cut all my hair off and my friends started calling me chemo kuli so now im chemo kuli
Bank statement: LCBO, beer store, wendys, beer store, lcbo, taco bell, 7/11 ATM $80, rachels, beer store, bar bar bar, gas station
Overcast skys on canada day? DA FUQ MANE? !?
I'm an open book. Granted, the book's in Spanish and some of the pages have fallen out, but I'm an open book.
Brrr im cold but I dont wanna put clothes on