Dont smile at me, thats not even a real smile! Just a bunch of teeth playin with my mind!

I kinda wanna punch someone in the face

Olympic gymnast competitions would be a fuck ton cooler if they wore batman costumes

Oh you have a blackberry? So your either closed minded or poor...

Sorry, gotta go...

Drugs are getting smoked, popped and sniffed so stay at home if you party like a bitch

Drunker than mother fuckdr. Siooo much you5be footy. Just wait

I just caught myself saying "omg ive got a twitter crush on a milf!" @mommy_fab

My bedroom smells like sex drugs and gangsta rap

You only think hot chicks are rude bitches because your ugly and they really dont want to talk to you

Id rather be a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one

Your so ugly the only time you should ever hashtage selfie is if your gunna #killyourselfie

Brrr im cold but I dont wanna put clothes on

Grey cups for fags. If your watching the grey cup, theres a 100% chance your gay. #canadianpride #hatemenow

#hotpicatnoon @maximmag pic.twitter.com/fhABW7i7

Everybody wants to fire it up tn. Booze girls fights poutine sex GO

"I have a boyfriend" = fuck me like the whore I am

If she doesn't text you back... she wants the D

My work doesn't want me to #twoop but guess what!? I'm #twooping http://t.co/20zckuRA

"Id rather regret things Ive done then the things I havent, YOLO" is only said by pussies who never got in real trouble for doing dumb shit

You dont know what your doing, your just a slave to your instincts