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Try & remember these feelings of anger & pain when you hear about explosions in other parts of the world. Far too common in too many places.
Watching Mitt Romney try to relate to average people is like watching Edward Scissorhands try to shake hands. #debate
Jim Lehrer is the replacement refs of the election. #debates #debates2012
The new Dungeons & Dragons movie starts with a lengthy email exchange of mostly grown men trying to figure out when they can all meet.
The best Star Trek movie is Galaxy Quest.
It's a terrorist attack no matter who is responsible. The word means violence meant to spread terror. Race of the person does not matter.
The Pope hasn't tweeted yet and already has half a million followers. Seems a good analogy for most religion.
CNN should just point a camera at twitter.
And a special congratulations to women, minorities and the future.
"I have a crazy story for you." - the naked guy who is not a suspect, every day for the rest of his life.
Dear jerks who asked if I even had a green card when I said anything political: I am an American citizen. And I voted for the guy that won.
"Btw the missing Brown student has a Hindu name." - every Muslim
If you are defending guns today you are morally bankrupt.
The hipster aesthetic is the best thing to ever happen to ugly people.
So we're just gonna walk around pretending it's not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
"It should just be about the music." -Justin Bieber, wearing a leather v neck t shirt, drop crotch pants, gold chains & sunglasses indoors
"1 2 3...I'm gonna guess a million." - person who named the millipede
God I hope it's a crazy white guy.
According to my Nike FuelBand I just masturbated for 4 miles.
Season premiere of Veep. Newsreaders. Portlandia. Prismo on Adventure Time. Franklin & Bash. Co-host of gaming podcast The Indoor Kids on Nerdist network.