"It's 5, let's get outta here. Looks good to me." @ Silver Spring Metro Station  http://instagram.com/p/ZOam7BHWN8/ 

I feel like @gruber would have something to say about "The PSYning":  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPP5Bvtr2Dg …

Between the Kentucky Derby and Cinco de Mayo, it’s a great weekend for people who want to barf while wearing big hats.

I just finished a 3.94 mi run with a pace of 9'04"/mi with Nike+ Running.  http://go.nike.com/022ebgh4  #nikeplus

The only time you’ll find a line for the men’s room: a theater screening of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

@levarburton If you're still in DC tonight, my buddy @jmkut and I would love to buy our favorite Chief Engineer a drink! Make it so...

On "improving the silence", by @mike_ftw: "Waiting for your turn to talk is not the same as listening." Nailed it.  http://the-pastry-box-project.net/mike-monteiro/2013-april-22/ …

WMATA, amirite? @ Fort Totten Metro Station  http://instagram.com/p/XivEGbHWKP/ 

"They have more lawyers than project managers, which is never a good sign."
- Carolyn, on the company responsible for the Silv Spg bus depot

@sandboxtoy Waking up to your nocturnal stream-of-consciousness has become unsettlingly routine for me.

Just accidentally looked at Zooey Deschanel’s Instagram while listening to Feist so brb killing myself.

1) Go to @youtube.com
2) Search "Do the Harlem Shake"
3) Watch it literally do the Harlem Shake

Go read this thing @scottsimpson wrote. Despite this maybe behing my own Prius-shaped gang sign to my pals:  http://yourmonkeycalled.com/post/44174487350/you-are-boring …

@_mattie Their early stuff was alright.

"Who does @pontifex submit his two weeks notice to? God?" - @dshif

@jmkut You’ve learned well, young padawan.

You guys, and not to brag, but I've got some *pretty* influential followers. pic.twitter.com/98Kt2QkX

I hope that neither one of them learn to sleep, because the 4am @phyllisstein & @inthefade show is as much a part of my commute as the bus.

Shameful. RT @csoghoian After yrs of rumor, WSJ found clear evidence of online price discrimination based on zip codes.  http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB10001424127887323777204578189391813881534-lMyQjAxMTAyMDIwMzEyNDMyWj.html …

My friend @jmkut takes a look back at social media in 2012. Smart kid, this one:  http://bit.ly/UVPHb6  (cc: @socialogilvy)