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Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.
So I joined Twitter...one thing leads to another...yada yada yada... I'm homeless.
I bet trees close their eyes and pretend they are flying on windy days.
The longest, most elaborate, collaborated loveletter to escapism in history.
"Sorry but I've been killing it on Twitter." Me to landlord when it's time to pay rent.
The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.
All you miserable married people....
May divorce be with you.
Make sure you look directly into the sun for at least ten minutes per day because that's where all the vitamins are.
Dating tip: give up.
What you think of me is none of my business.
No one among us is truly free until he/she can effortlessly decline a dinner invitation without explanation.
Selfish dude's always pushing 75+ carts around grocery lot. Today I yelled, "Hey Buddy, those are for everyone!" Kept all, took inside. WTF!
I wonder what I'm doing right now.
If I had any friends, I'm sure I would be the envy of them.
Wanted: Sax or Violin player. Not for band but to provide montage background music for my daily pacing session, regretting various failures.
Too bad the opposite of "mo money, mo problems." isn't "no money, no problems."
My hand is writing checks my bank can't cash.
Suffering is a great teacher and you're addicted to learning, apparently.
Everything done in the dark eventually comes to light.
Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this realtionship?
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