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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.

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    KarlTheFagparhwykDuncanGAnyalachae7StephenBCramerellabarker2804TheBigDowgwithanewname
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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    So I joined Twitter...one thing leads to another...yada yada yada... I'm homeless.

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    IzzyIlluminateskurdtssoulmateWICKEDTRUTH01parhwykDuncanGSpanishFlightStephenBCramerwithanewname
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    WICKEDTRUTH01parhwySpanishFlightwithanewnamefitty06AleXndrMedeirosThoughtInfarctPinkysonfire
    jimmy_sharpeHoneypie420headstrong_girlruffyoungdjdavemichaelsGimpySunshine____RichHarris2lllvvvzzzJustLikeMikeeshwebby2__________SmithWitShaunRightNowNoLuckNeededtwayne1010WhatsHerFace33mewritesgood
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.

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    GinAndJifSpaceTerroristsMiniMeWeeGuytinydinosaursparhwykDuncanGSpanishFlightStephenBCramer
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    prettyhectictinydinosaursparhwySpanishFlightwithanewnameHunnerGoMeowStockSwaffejmichaels1
    anjadrischjazmastadombrad6Manda_like_wineBasstardy
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    All you miserable married people....
    May divorce be with you.

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    reneajay2HashtagPuppiesKarlTheFagWICKEDTRUTH01parhwykDuncanGSilverBadgerSpanishFlight
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    WICKEDTRUTH01parhwySilverBadgerSpanishFlightwithanewnamesexncakeBellaRene1369vinfury
    the_couch_guy____anna2ashes________
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    "Sorry but I've been killing it on Twitter." Me to landlord when it's time to pay rent.

    • 861
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    OhaiqtpieMrsFoulmouthparhwykDuncanGSpanishFlightStephenBCramerwithanewnamesexncake
    • 289
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    awichmondayparhwySpanishFlightLakeoconeebldrwithanewnameejmichaels1CM2BTTHDs_cLaN07
    KevinTienkenTitansHomerShaunRightNowMinden6byronblurb
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Selfish dude's always pushing 75+ carts around grocery lot. Today I yelled, "Hey Buddy, those are for everyone!" Kept all, took inside. WTF!

    • 726
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    BfreeboxOhaiqtpieThatBrennaparhwySpanishFlightStephenBCramerTheBigDowgwithanewname
    • 288
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    ThatBrennaparhwySpanishFlightwithanewnameHunnerGoMeowHeroineAddictNewAmsterdam143aussieV8girl
    thenoahkinseyRobbyRob313
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    What you think of me is none of my business.

    • 649
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    parhwykDuncanGSpanishFlightfragile_soulsStephenBCramerTheBigDowgwithanewnameHunnerGoMeow
    • 344
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    parhwySpanishFlightStephenBCramerwithanewnamebondan22597343ejmichaels1jay_ergobearcub577
    m1ss_chiefuseful_wagonlittlekitnerboyaltheneMadMimsymewritesgood
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    No one among us is truly free until he/she can effortlessly decline a dinner invitation without explanation.

    • 673
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    thetobbiedephrankparhwyOhaiqtpiexxRandPurpleSexBobombOhHarleyPapaFiretastic
    • 294
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    vidaviesdephrankparhwyOhHarleyPapakDuncanGSpanishFlightwithanewnamesexncake
    BasstardyJosesLovesYouTitansHomerDebaucheronyMS2034junejuly12mrtruthandsoul
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    If I had any friends, I'm sure I would be the envy of them.

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    parhwySpanishFlightStephenBCramerNawtyMynxbklynmike3withanewnameThePhoenixOHunnerGoMeow
    • 251
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    lunchbox_23parhwySpanishFlightwithanewnameeminixonPiczithebgcomplexWDinarte
    AllyBallyBealaltheneYesitsAl
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Wanted: Sax or Violin player. Not for band but to provide montage background music for my daily pacing session, regretting various failures.

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    zinni426tinydinosaursparhwySpanishFlightStephenBCramerwithanewnamesexncakeHunnerGoMeow
    • 259
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    parhwyalistaircgamphy1981Johnny2ClutchSpanishFlightwithanewnameChadsQueenHunnerGoMeow
    mochanyaVoiceofgarth
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Dating tip: give up.

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    JettBisquehiymarthaparhwykDuncanGSpanishFlightStephenBCramerNawtyMynxwithanewname
    • 322
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    hiymarthaparhwySpanishFlightNawtyMynxwithanewnameradio1000bcsexncakeBbosaDorah
    MinedOvaMatterDaddyJew
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Make sure you look directly into the sun for at least ten minutes per day because that's where all the vitamins are.

    • 547
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    kDuncanGSpanishFlightStephenBCramerTheBigDowgNicoleroxxuwithanewnameCM2BTTHDBasstardy
    • 259
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    SpanishFlightwithanewnamebearcub577WhervrIMayRoamhallnicksNewTHKMoi_RaRathotsnlyrics
    chrisviccaro
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    I wonder what I'm doing right now.

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    kDuncanGStephenBCramerwithanewnamesexncakealwaysneverusedBoleyngirlyWordMistressssnoduffers
    • 212
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    withanewnameAurorabfarThomasMilneGothikRokkitSarahSecordBasstardyjay_ergoSmartticisms
    ella__fraserDRAINxYOU
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Too bad the opposite of "mo money, mo problems." isn't "no money, no problems."

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    SgtBlueEyeskDuncanGSpanishFlightStephenBCramerwithanewnamesexncakeCM2BTTHDinsiwj
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    jay_ergoLakelandrTitansHomerwarhorse76
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Twitter.
    The longest, most elaborate, collaborated loveletter to escapism in history.

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    Ohaiqtpiehadi_sharkawitaylor_crowleyysamalmightysamcigarinTierno158Ayyo_Maria7Dreamscapefairy
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    ommzcigarinGaby_Raquel45788shenanigansTierno158psychoMUGAandy_nyikaminnie_in_pink7
    TheBoydPElgatoEsmiojustmebreathingJust_Kara_
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    My hand is writing checks my bank can't cash.

    • 464
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    kDuncanGStephenBCramerLakeoconeebldrnot_so_supermomwithanewnamesexncakealwaysneverusedCM2BTTHD
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    KRISTIN36467255withanewnamebearcub577HotlinkStrahotamahjid16astutenewfLaddy42__________ThoughtInfarct
    THEDUTHCHESSDana_Bruno
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Everything done in the dark eventually comes to light.

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    StephenBCramerTheBigDowgsexncakealwaysneverusedCM2BTTHDjay_ergolinanneblackbearcub577
    • 156
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    sexncakePinkysonfireTheBedroomWolfDliteD64WtftabTrooper6Nineviolet_heartinSpanishFlight
    THEBU_ZZEDwarhorse76
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    If I had to get fired I'd like it to be from the unemployment office so next day I can walk in, "You work for ME now bitch!"

    • 428
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    StephenBCramerlinanneblackbearcub577ChloestyloswingingtheropeTheBoydPLakelandrLorieGZ
    • 110
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    bearcub577TheBoydPDSLikesItrodtopiaIllzaneSpanishFlightCameltoesmcgeeabjohnson52
    ShaunRightNow
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this realtionship?

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    StephenBCramermidniteappetiteTheBigDowgsexncakelinanneblackAllieABlondAmbitionTOLakelandr
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    sexncakeIllzanedreamtempoKingPatrick24Cool_JesseWeEnjoySoup1evilidiotTheBoydP
    SpanishFlightHysteriaBarbieHeyZeus666
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Please be quiet while I'm tweeting. Common courtesy. See now I forgot what I was going to say. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!!

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    StephenBCramersexncakelinanneblackHeroineAddictolievlBoredButPerkyxxEllyNxxSavage_Scavange
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    HeroineAddictSavage_Scavangebearcub577Tina_Umm_yupPadmashriRameshTheBoydPviolet_heartin77StephanieG77
    A_SmartAss
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