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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    So I joined Twitter...one thing leads to another...yada yada yada... I'm homeless.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    "Sorry but I've been killing it on Twitter." Me to landlord when it's time to pay rent.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    All you miserable married people....
    May divorce be with you.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    What you think of me is none of my business.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Selfish dude's always pushing 75+ carts around grocery lot. Today I yelled, "Hey Buddy, those are for everyone!" Kept all, took inside. WTF!

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    No one among us is truly free until he/she can effortlessly decline a dinner invitation without explanation.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    If I had any friends, I'm sure I would be the envy of them.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Dating tip: give up.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    I wonder what I'm doing right now.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Wanted: Sax or Violin player. Not for band but to provide montage background music for my daily pacing session, regretting various failures.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Make sure you look directly into the sun for at least ten minutes per day because that's where all the vitamins are.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Twitter.
    The longest, most elaborate, collaborated loveletter to escapism in history.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Too bad the opposite of "mo money, mo problems." isn't "no money, no problems."

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    My hand is writing checks my bank can't cash.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Everything done in the dark eventually comes to light.

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this realtionship?

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    If I had to get fired I'd like it to be from the unemployment office so next day I can walk in, "You work for ME now bitch!"

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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Please be quiet while I'm tweeting. Common courtesy. See now I forgot what I was going to say. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!!

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