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  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.

    • 2,069
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    PaulEEMAKRosalesTennis1kaylahfairclougSillyBlonde1alexgymheadBeatrizTiks14sarinafbabyynotericdill
    • 1,184
    • RETWEETS
    PaulEEMAKNourrsakrSohailaElkasheff_ck666t0shibajamitupinLeavittKatDaddy_dougie
    VodkaShorebirdJONOCOYOTEEmax31KyleMcDowell86goobygoonquantumblissThe_Mentalyst1easyedog________1HappytwitrzaroscoWULFDEANAllyBallyBealkillthemessngerI_Mee_Myself_FamousMikeruffyoungTheCamelToe_lllvvvzzznicocraze
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    So I joined Twitter...one thing leads to another...yada yada yada... I'm homeless.

    • 1,817
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    RosalesTennis1AmeenahOx_AFCEdwinaCrumplef_ck666t0shibajamitupinoutatownstrangeDaddy_dougie
    • 1,004
    • RETWEETS
    bzz88MStevenson43t0shibaLeavittKatDaddy_dougieBedroomThief1CYRILLE_CZLERboxhall
    jimmy_sharpeHoneypie420headstrong_girlruffyoungVodkaShorebirdGimpySunshine____RichHarris2lllvvvzzzJustLikeMikeeshwebby2__________SmithWitShaunRightNowNoLuckNeededtwayne1010WhatsHerFace33mewritesgood
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.

    • 1,115
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    fernandapalom15RosalesTennis1SonyaShulerKittymay1698Too_r3ckl3zzJuicedog23Niallersgirl26t0shiba
    • 495
    • RETWEETS
    Too_r3ckl3zzlovelyqueen518MasterAndi_MStevenson43f_ck666t0shibaLeavittKatDaddy_dougie
    anjadrischjazmastadombrad6Manda_like_wineBasstardy________
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    All you miserable married people....
    May divorce be with you.

    • 949
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    RosalesTennis1WF_LTYRBrandyLuvsBeertoni_goldsetint0shibajamitupinDaddy_dougiejdesn_john
    • 492
    • RETWEETS
    MasterAndi_BrandyLuvsBeert0shibaDaddy_dougiejdesn_johnschmutzigliebe5oulhealerhbreaker9999
    the_couch_guy____anna2ashes________
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    "Sorry but I've been killing it on Twitter." Me to landlord when it's time to pay rent.

    • 908
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    t0shibajamitupinDaddy_dougiethemowgITalkToHorsiessup_SammieHannahNorthedgesandymac5
    • 310
    • RETWEETS
    MASUD_MUFCt0shibaDaddy_dougieITalkToHorsiesCYRILLE_CZLER5oulhealerBruceForcemrbuster60
    KevinTienkenTitansHomerShaunRightNowMinden6byronblurb
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    What you think of me is none of my business.

    • 716
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    NaghamBadawyRosalesTennis1CamilaGuillart0shibaDaddy_dougieBOSUN1202MrsKushFlowersboldognap
    • 402
    • RETWEETS
    grcvilleRealest926DMondes19282t0shibaDaddy_dougieMaria_BesosBOSUN1202dubnight_
    m1ss_chiefuseful_wagon______littlekitnerboyaltheneMadMimsymewritesgood
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Selfish dude's always pushing 75+ carts around grocery lot. Today I yelled, "Hey Buddy, those are for everyone!" Kept all, took inside. WTF!

    • 771
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    RosalesTennis1ErynWilliamst0shibaDaddy_dougieLombaxWhispererDrAlleconygprydboxhall
    • 313
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    t0shibaLeavittKatDaddy_dougieCYRILLE_CZLER5oulhealerhbreaker9999WittySassBasketMattStockman4
    iamjeffsloanthenoahkinseyRobbyRob313
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    No one among us is truly free until he/she can effortlessly decline a dinner invitation without explanation.

    • 739
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    RosalesTennis1Daddy_dougieleeleebrookehCorey_Dawnhbreaker9999savage_wienertalkaboutgeorge__parrott
    • 335
    • RETWEETS
    t0shibaDaddy_dougiehbreaker9999talkaboutgeorgeateatraylioness0817purplebunnymmheynickii
    Basstardy________JosesLovesYouTitansHomerDebaucheronyMS2034junejuly12mrtruthandsoul
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    If I had any friends, I'm sure I would be the envy of them.

    • 702
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    Daddy_dougieLombaxWhispererlyndsey_hatch5oulhealerhbreaker9999AnyaLachae7geo_teiraednotsowise
    • 266
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    Daddy_dougieCYRILLE_CZLER5oulhealerednotsowiseWittySassBasketScott_A_GilmorethegayfarmerguyScoobdoobles
    AllyBallyBealaltheneYesitsAl
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Dating tip: give up.

    • 572
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    RosalesTennis1BeatrizTiks14t0shibaDaddy_dougiedubnight_steph_tay13JRWoodwardMSWfairy__unicorn
    • 359
    • RETWEETS
    M_aiarM_aryumSaadBishohellbl4zerf_ck666t0shibaDaddy_dougieAnastasia_Bliz
    MinedOvaMatterDaddyJew
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Wanted: Sax or Violin player. Not for band but to provide montage background music for my daily pacing session, regretting various failures.

    • 610
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    TheTaghriidt0shibaDaddy_dougieutmost_failurehbreaker9999ednotsowisejennytwoshitsConstaDimples
    • 267
    • RETWEETS
    DECKYDIVINt0shibaDaddy_dougiehbreaker9999ConstaDimples_sweet_hamThoughtInfarctEmax31
    mochanyaVoiceofgarth
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    I wonder what I'm doing right now.

    • 610
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    RosalesTennis1t0shibaDaddy_dougiesweetberry43lyndsey_hatchboxhall5oulhealerhbreaker9999
    • 258
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    MohamedMostaafaTheDennis_Jareem600yehia_sobhyf_ck666t0shibaDaddy_dougieDliteD64
    jimmy_sharpeella__fraserDRAINxYOU
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Make sure you look directly into the sun for at least ten minutes per day because that's where all the vitamins are.

    • 582
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    NoelCastanzasoftrxckharrythe_blue_gal_12t0shibaDaddy_dougiegoogirlsmilesDefUSK5oulhealer
    • 280
    • RETWEETS
    the_blue_gal_12t0shibaWebbPaganfingerDaddy_dougieDefUSK5oulhealerminnie_in_pink7hbreaker9999
    chrisviccaro
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Twitter.
    The longest, most elaborate, collaborated loveletter to escapism in history.

    • 502
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    RosalesTennis1WhoAreEthan21zolofighterTaylor__Graysongenie567t0shibaDaddy_dougiefairy__unicorn
    • 253
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    t0shibaDaddy_dougieJRWoodwardMSW5oulhealerDandyTrumanmrtruthandsoulAustinMastersblueangel_only
    TheBoydPElgatoEsmiojustmebreathingJust_Kara_
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Too bad the opposite of "mo money, mo problems." isn't "no money, no problems."

    • 518
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    DeadToJoeyRosalesTennis1MorrisTallyt0shibaDaddy_dougieBreathofCeas205oulhealerhbreaker9999
    • 223
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    JameswasnotbeinWF_LTYRt0shibaDaddy_dougieBrownpaperzBreathofCeas20Charlesn2025oulhealer
    jay_ergoLakelandrTitansHomerwarhorse76
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    My hand is writing checks my bank can't cash.

    • 507
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    DeezTestest0shibaDaddy_dougieboxhall5oulhealerhbreaker9999ednotsowisewjflowers
    • 159
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    dakotawboozert0shibaDaddy_dougie5oulhealersthanikGirrlGeniusjimmy_sharpeonume_
    THEDUTHCHESSDana_Bruno
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Everything done in the dark eventually comes to light.

    • 421
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    RosalesTennis1_TheRealStevot0shibaDaddy_dougieboxhallsweetberry43fairy__unicorn5oulhealer
    • 172
    • RETWEETS
    Jameswasnotbeint0shibaDaddy_dougiedreadheadmonk5oulhealermrtruthandsoulonume_TheBoydP
    THEBU_ZZEDwarhorse76
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this realtionship?

    • 443
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    GagaKillsYoFavet0shibacheeky_dreDaddy_dougiefairy__unicorn5oulhealerhbreaker9999ednotsowise
    • 126
    • RETWEETS
    GagaKillsYoFavet0shibaDaddy_dougieKiyimoiiGamersRespawnfairy__unicorn5oulhealerfavstar_history
    SpanishFlightHysteriaBarbieHeyZeus666
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    If I had to get fired I'd like it to be from the unemployment office so next day I can walk in, "You work for ME now bitch!"

    • 444
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    RosalesTennis1AlyssaDallas1t0shibaDaddy_dougiewolfmannjrDamanda_48style5oulhealerhbreaker9999
    • 117
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    t0shibaDaddy_dougiewolfmannjr5oulhealerMeggieStrangehbreaker9999WoodyLuvsCoffeebearcub577
    ShaunRightNow
  • kv8
      Cat From Nowhe®e @kv8

    Please be quiet while I'm tweeting. Common courtesy. See now I forgot what I was going to say. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!!

    • 401
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    neidagutierrez4RosalesTennis1SaltineEDMt0shibaDaddy_dougieThoughtInfarct5oulhealerleeleebrookeh
    • 147
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    MohamedMostaafaneidagutierrez4t0shibaDaddy_dougiejdesn_john5oulhealerhbreaker9999DBwiddaDB
    A_SmartAss
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