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@conorlynn in primary, this fat girl fell through a bench and got stuck, so two nuns (I went to a convent) had to saw her out
really just want the spice girls to pop up now like YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT
usain bolt reckons he can run up to 40 miles per hour. unfortunately if he hits a child there's a 90% chance they'll die
deleting twitter to make a point about not needing to complain using social networking & then announcing it all on facebook? makes sense
you know you've been slacking on a friendship when your periods aren't synced anymore
I'd much rather live in Cambridge then London. in London I'd end up having anxiety attacks and lying in fetal position on the floor
accidently wrote "bukaki drop" in my theatre exam on thursday instead of "kabuki drop"
it is kind of weird that ted talks to his kids about having sex with their aunt robyn
just remembered when a cupboard fell ontop of my dad &I couldn't hear him calling for help for like an hour cause I had headphones in hahaha
the actor that played the old ben in eastenders must be ridiculously insulted that the producers thought he'd grow up looking like that..
my mom just text me asking me to 'sick up the phone' ... doesn't ask for much
i'm still fairly impressed with my drama results considering i wrote "bukaki drop" instead of "kubaki drop"
@biancawarren94 good ways to dibs your sleeping places - throw up next to them (sorry) xxxxxxxxx
did urban outfitters really just send me an email containing avril lavigne lyrics?
when people comment on normal pictures of themselves saying how drunk they look. give a shit? shut up!
whenever sean paul goes "yo yo" at the beginning of a song, this is literally the image i get in my head http://t.co/IqMKKzKV
after sending a 6 page text to @bencutmore_ the only reply i get is "is tori black quitting porn? :(((("
i'm well interesting
