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Heart disease is the #1 killer of black men and white women. Either way Michael Jackson had it coming.
A man who counts his chickens before they are hatched is said to be suffering from premature enumeration.
Nothing quite stirs up office gossip like that pamphlet from the doctor's office that I've left on your desk while you're out.
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Pro tip: Wait until the person you just shook hands with is out of view before applying hand sanitizer.
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GIVE ME A CIGARETTE OR THE PUPPY DIES!
Just kidding, I'm actually doing OK right now. Baby steps. Also we need a new puppy.
Just kidding, I'm actually doing OK right now. Baby steps. Also we need a new puppy.
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Pro Tip: I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by peeling out after hitting that Pinto!
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There's nothing quite like a little girl who always wants to hold your hand. Except for my niece when she's pooping. That's something else.
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You ever do that thing where you hold your mouse in a different hand? It TOTALLY feels like somebody else is doing it.
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This Olympics show is pretty good but I still have a feeling NBC will cancel it after a few weeks. What else is new, amirite?
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Some people using Ridolfo™ have reported elevated heart rate, an overwhelming sense of euphoria, and four hour erections.
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