I call my Letterpress method “The Samsung” — Take your opponent's word and change one small thing. Then call it your own.

Just ordered my very own HTTP/1.1 Service Unavailable.

SO EXCITED.

“Get Lucky reimagined for every decade since the 1920s” —  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r3BOZ6QQtU …

Facebook attempts to redefine "pixels": https://t.co/6JVxV44u

What.

Samsung —  http://i.imgur.com/izBkTne.jpg 

"#import <UIKit/UIWebView.h>
#import <FaceBook/StolenNav.h>

Okay guys, ship it!"

- Gmail for iPhone

“Golden Gate Bridge with fog” —  http://i.imgur.com/D8EUW.jpg 

Whoa.

You're saying I have to pay $15 a month for unlimited movies? Delivered to my house? Whenever I want?

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. UNACCEPTABLE.

Meanwhile, 4 years later, Microsoft still hasn't released a bumper case for Vista.

This image sums up Twitter for the next week. You're welcome.

http://t.co/rXgcH0V

If Twitter was a room, it would be everyone yelling really bad jokes as loud as they could and hoping for people to repeat them.

BREAKING: Box art for iCloud leaks! http://t.co/E0thoPz

Reminder: Less than 24 hours until your iPhone becomes a piece of crap.

Introducing Square Register.

https://t.co/hhlYbCWE

Google Wave dies, BP plugs the well, Prop 8 is overturned.


All that's missing is Microsoft killing off another phone.

Native Americans are so much more responsive than HTML5 Americans.

Oh man, finally, a Verizon iPh-

Oh sorry I have tweet coming in on the other line.

BREAKING NEWS - GIZMODO HAS DISCOVERED DROPPING THINGS MADE OF GLASS CAN BREAK THEM. MORE ON THIS AS IT DEVELOPS.

RUMOR: Apple to introduce a new iOS device called "My Mac 64bit", based on evidence discovered in Xcode.

The Forstalls. Now on iTunes. http://cl.ly/0I2P2n2q01410U1Q1C1v