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If Twitter was a room, it would be everyone yelling really bad jokes as loud as they could and hoping for people to repeat them.
Having 1000 followers on Twitter makes you look cool. Having 1000 Facebook friends make you look like a douchebag.
What I am about to say is true.
Just found a magazine I liked, and tried to swipe the cover to the side to fave it.
I need help.
Just found a magazine I liked, and tried to swipe the cover to the side to fave it.
I need help.
Everything I tweet for the next 24 hours will be from the perspective of an offended Amish person.
So basically I'm taking a day off.
So basically I'm taking a day off.
Just saw a truck with Comic Sans on the side.
Needless to say, the driver was confused as to why I gave him the finger.
Needless to say, the driver was confused as to why I gave him the finger.
I want Apple to release an iPhone commercial that simply consists of Steve Jobs pointing and laughing hysterically at the Droid.
I just realized Jesus was gay.
Think about it.
He has a beard, long hair, wears a robe, flip flops, AND his wife is virgin.
Think about it.
He has a beard, long hair, wears a robe, flip flops, AND his wife is virgin.
I for one, am tired of people acting like egomaniacs on Twitter.
If you need me I'll be in my trailer.
If you need me I'll be in my trailer.
This MacHeist thing is like if Steve came on stage for a keynote, and then just stood there texting his mom for 20 minutes.
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I've long wanted to wander into a store, yell a bunch of nonsense, cap it off with "WHAT A RIPOFF, ONE STAR!!", and then leave.
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To recoup their losses from the Crunchpad, why doesn't TechCrunch introduce a cereal? Just sayin'.
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"This webpage requires Internet Explorer" is the equivalent of "To talk to me you have to be retarded and deaf".
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