“@irespectfemales: #UglyGirlsAreNotAllowed to play hard to get...when they're already hard to want lol” D I S R E S P E C T

if god didn't want homosexuals, why does he make them?

a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

watch me be the awkward girl with no friends in lunch oh god

religion's a bunch of bullshit.

me n my gf ~*~pansexual~*~ http://t.co/wFQMM1V2

uh the only people i really have to meet before i die are @cawtneh @bakedgodfrank @l0lalix @theretherelove @setforfailure and @astr0boy_

god doesn't make plans for people, the people make plans for themselves.

@sailortrevor this is the girl i threw up on omg http://t.co/8hjCB73Q

me when nickelback is on my tv http://t.co/5EvKCft4

what if a guy had a smelly dick and the girl had a smelly vag and they fucked would the world implode

dey told me i culd b anythingxl, so i becaym n EARTHWORM http://t.co/YMtCKVGP

http://t.co/tCZJ9G6 hello

tried owling while peeing and i peeed on my feet and the floor

oh my god RT @cr0sstheline: Cross the line if Blood On The Dancefloor has saved your life.

have you ever realized that your prayers almost never get answered?

how did some guy appear out of nowhere and make the earth.

it sucks when you feel like you're gonna lose the person you love most yeah \m/

motherfucker i will see you at the show motherfucker gonna take it to the streets YEAH WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

I'm fucked when school starts again