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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    I think there should be a small amount of weed in every first aid kit.

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  • l1zerd
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    Have your people star my people.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    My wife looks in the mirror and see's a mom. I look at her in the mirror and see the sexiest woman on earth.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    My phone rang and it scared the shit out if me. Who the hell would call me on my hand held twitter device.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    I wish I was a D.I.N.K., Duel Income No Kids. Sadly I'm a P.e.n.i.s., Parent Eating Noodles In Shame

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    My wife asked how much should she drink tonight? I said, enough so that every answer is yes.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    I like looking at my new sexy neighbour across the street but up close she's fugly. I hope her chain doesn't reach the street.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    The most expensive meal you will ever eat is pussy.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    My 6 says I'm her bestest daddy ever. Sweetie, your not like the other kids in your class. You only have 1 daddy.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    I laugh at my own tweets

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    It's safe to assume more pubes are shaved in February 13th than any other day of the year.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    The only down fall to the blue pill is I have to pee standing up in the bathtub

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    I'm cutting the tail off my dog, because my sister-in-law is coming over and I don't want her to see any signs of being welcome.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    I have a "W" tattoo on each of my butt cheeks. When I bend over it says WOW.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    Even the ugliest girl looks good bent over.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    When you star fuck me, lick the screen because I like it wet.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    I like to think of myself as a professional star fucker. That's right my followers are stars.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    Ass, Cash, or Grass, nobody gets stars for free.

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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    Behind every good man is a better woman, grinding her pussy on his ass and whispering I want you to fuck me.

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@l1zerd

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