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Good morning! How is everyone? I'm fantastic if you want to know. My ex is fucking me hard and she's dry!
I got stuck watching the 700 club for a few seconds this morning.
Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday or join in once so you would not have to see that ever again?
I can make her pussy sing. At least I think so. I can't hear it above the screaming.
Is your love life flat? Razors and trimmers go on sale Thursday. Just in time for Valentine's day. You can thank me on the 15th.
I'm so good at holding off my climax I could crack walnuts with my prostate.
She set a new record, soaking right through sixteen layers of folded towels. We're going to have to move to the tub soon.
I met my wife at bingo. I like telling everyone I won her at bingo.
Katy Perry has the same legs as my wife!
I give a titty fuck!
Today is one of those days I want to bend you over , slap your ass and slip it in so I can hear that first gasp of excitement.
I now know why they call it wheelchair weed. I'm so stoned over from last night I could use a wheelchair today.
A proud Canadian who enjoys a redheaded eager beaver, my wife.
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