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I got stuck watching the 700 club for a few seconds this morning.
Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday or join in once so you would not have to see that ever again?
I can make her pussy sing. At least I think so. I can't hear it above the screaming.
Is your love life flat? Razors and trimmers go on sale Thursday. Just in time for Valentine's day. You can thank me on the 15th.
I'm so good at holding off my climax I could crack walnuts with my prostate.
I met my wife at bingo. I like telling everyone I won her at bingo.
I give a titty fuck!
Today is one of those days I want to bend you over , slap your ass and slip it in so I can hear that first gasp of excitement.
I now know why they call it wheelchair weed. I'm so stoned over from last night I could use a wheelchair today.
Big words from a man whose dick doesn't touch his underwear.
The only thing that can make Mondays bearable, is a Sunday night blow job! Zippity doo dah zippity day!
The random thoughts are coming back fast and furious.
Why do they call it First Choice hair cutters? It's really not my first choice. I'm poor and the best choice is three times the price.
A proud Canadian who enjoys a redheaded eager beaver, my wife.
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