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  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    I give a titty fuck!

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    _bodhi_23schumyxxxVirgoSherry
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    Today is one of those days I want to bend you over , slap your ass and slip it in so I can hear that first gasp of excitement.

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    KarenLyneButlerSmutter_cupfannypatchschumyxxxElleHa_bodhi_23Fruit_Slinger
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    _bodhi_23
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    I now know why they call it wheelchair weed. I'm so stoned over from last night I could use a wheelchair today.

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    fannypatchGloGurLFruit_Slinger
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    Big words from a man whose dick doesn't touch his underwear.

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    lacrossemom5schumyxxxTLuvslin
  • l1zerd
     
    Rock @l1zerd

    @lisafarted @_lump The best place to hide a body is to bury it under a fence post. They never look there.

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    _LUMPLisaFarted
    • 1
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    _LUMP
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    The only thing that can make Mondays bearable, is a Sunday night blow job! Zippity doo dah zippity day!

    • 3
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    fannypatch_bodhi_23schumyxxx
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    The random thoughts are coming back fast and furious.

    • 4
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    KarenLyneButlerSmutter_cuposigatschumyxxx
  • l1zerd
     
    Rock @l1zerd

    @krisinizu come on now let's see them.

    • 1
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    krisinizu
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    Why do they call it First Choice hair cutters? It's really not my first choice. I'm poor and the best choice is three times the price.

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    fannypatchkrisinizu_bodhi_23schumyxxxtheodohRisese21_2007BluntSharpnessGingerVonPaige
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    I have arthritis in my big toe from the years of repeated pushing off the footboard.

    • 3
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    fannypatchCzickenShackschumyxxx
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    It's been so long since I've been back to my hometown. All I can remember now is if your girlfriend had all her teeth she was a super model.

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    rose0justiceschumyxxx
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    Sunday morning reminder tweet to self. You're stonedover and your cock will be raw for a few days.

    • 1
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    schumyxxx
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    The sex god is on my side today. My 10 has been invited to a sleepover. It's wild and adventurous sex night. This old man better take a nap.

    • 5
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    fannypatchJoe_roswell_bodhi_23Fruit_SlingerAvatar_unknown_48
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    Oh you have a wedgie? Good, then my cock sliding between your butt cheeks won't seem to foreign later.

    • 1
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    schumyxxx
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    Let the spelling mistakes begin.

    • 5
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    fannypatchkrisinizu_bodhi_23schumyxxxFruit_Slinger
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    Time to get high.

    • 5
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    krisinizu_bodhi_23schumyxxxFruit_Slingerlit0_is_dead
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    I don't like fast cars and fast women. I like the scenery and I enjoy the ride.

    • 11
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    MaverickGamessilent_musingsfannypatchmoodschwingkrisinizuFruit_Slingerlife_sucker_bodhi_23
    • 1
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    fannypatch
  • l1zerd
    • 1
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    MNAmeriBrit
  • l1zerd
      Rock @l1zerd

    Just checking in. I'm having a pee at the mall.

    • 7
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    life_sucker_bodhi_23lacrossemom5VerifiedDrunkFRANKSTALICIOUSjkramblesschumyxxx
@l1zerd

@l1zerd

A proud Canadian who enjoys a redheaded eager beaver, my wife.