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I had a dream that it stopped raining. You never forget that first dry dream.
Milf tastes better.
A lady never farts in public. She saves it for the bedroom.
Good night. It's time to give a fuck.
Twitter poll: Is it weird that I enjoy bloody sex every twenty eight days?
Our relationship does not have rules, just strong sugestions.
Fuck you ex wife!
I miss her pretty warm mouth this morning.
If I got my virginity back, would I forget everything I know?
I'm a bi-spooner. I like to be the big spoon and the little spoon.